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Would I Lie To You Thread

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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    This is a thread about us posters. You write up to three facts/lies about yourself and the others have to guess what, if anything, is the truth. Questions are allowed. You don't have to wait for one set of statements to be resolved before posting your statements! Marshall law baby!

    Gandalf points are at stake. +10.4 pts for correctly guessing if a statement is a lie or true, -10.4 pts if you're wrong. +13.76 pts goes to the person who wrote the statement if others guess wrongly. -3.2 points for every question asked of the statement writer. +2.5 points for every embarrassing fact shared.

    I'll start us off;

    1. I once did the half-time crossbar challenge at St James', I missed the entire goal all three times.
    2. I stripped at school, in front of teachers and pupils.
    3. I know Obi Wan (the poster) in person, as in before either of us posted on the internet.
     
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    2 lie. 1 and 3 true.
     
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    I'll go for guilty on all 3 charges <ok>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Well at least I'm heading towards some Gandalf points... Always best when I give it to myself :emoticon-0105-wink:

    I shalln't reveal the correct answers just yet!
     
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    Are we only allowed on guess?
     
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    You can have as many as you want... But Gandalf points will get you <ok>

    You can also ask questions to determine the truth, but everyone's gone gung-ho so far!
     
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    My cousin is ex Toon player Paul Stephenson

    I once watched a match in a pub with two random blokes... Turned out one was Alex McLeish and one was Archie Macperson.

    My nan gave a squaddie a bath once... The squaddie was called Stan. Stan Matthews.
     
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    Who was Paul's best friend in the Newcastle squad before he left?

    Did Stan have a special reason for not being able to bath himself alone?
     
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    Ian Bogie

    He was in the Army and stationed in Yorkshire. My nan offered to let him have a proper bath round hers.
     
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    Fixed it for you Gandalf <ok>
     
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    On this basis I'm going with;

    True

    Lie

    Lie
     
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    1. False
    2. True
    3. True
     
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    All three are completely true.

    With McLeish it was in Bothwell South of Glasgow. At the end of the game I said 'you boys know a canny bit about football'... Then they told me who they were.
    I felt so dim.
     
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    1. I was almost arrested for entering a country illegally
    2. I used to live next door to Tony Dorigo
    3. A Chelsea player bought the house I was once renting.
     
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    +10.4 pts for correctly guessing if a statement is a lie or true, -10.4 pts if you're wrong. +13.76 pts goes to the person who wrote the statement if others guess wrongly. -3.2 points for every question asked of the statement writer. +2.5 points for every embarrassing fact shared.

    Points for my statements, now there's been some time to consider them;

    1. False. I've never been on the pitch!

    2. To my eternal shame... True...

    3. I do not know Obi Wan... Well, I stalk him, but we don't mutually know one another.

    Points awarded thus-
    SM ... -31.2 Gandalf Points
    Maestro... -10.4 Gandalf Points
    ACS... +10.4 Gandalf Points
     
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    How many Gandalf pints does that get me?
    Will there be league table put up as well? <laugh>
     
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    1. Which country?
    1. What did you do wrong?

    2. During which year/s?

    3. Which decade?
     
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    How many Gandalf pints do I get?

    Will there be a league table posted? <laugh>
     
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    There most certainly will be a table... You're currently on zero Gandalf points, congrats <ok>

    I'm changing it to pints when you are in the negative again and Norwich are due to come to ours!
     
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