I have put it in my diary, so all being well I will get there. It's will be good to see you, but please leave the Brut off, I was an Old Spice man LOL.
Hee hee I was thinking of switching to Denim aftershave, anybody remember that stuff? Thought it was great when I was 17, I recently got a bottle off the InterWeb for memories sake, zeus it smells and looks like wee when you're dehydrated! Strictly a Hugo Boss man...
That's what birds want though. Non of this metro sexual ****e like CK One. They want a bloke to smell of musk, cordite and diesel.
Brut was the first scent I ever wore in anger. Completely up for getting a bottle of that at a bargain price. Keep your fancy bottles and chisel jawed french models whispering nonsense. After that it was Eternity by Calvin Klein, pointless really cause every clunge seeking lad round town was wearing it. I should have stuck to the racing green allure of old faithful.
And White Lightning/Stella obviously. Ultimate 80's aftershave for me- Pagan Man!! Just googled it and fuk me its FLG's Jovan http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mens-Vintage-JOVAN-PAGAN-MAN-AFTERSHAVE-COLOGNE-travel-pouch-/370701360417. All I'll say is 83 Lloret, me and a mate with two ladies down on the beach, woke up in the morning he's covered in mossy bites as are the boilers. Chazz not a bite on him!!
Depends on where the lass is from these days Chazz. These Eastern Europeans bints don't acknowledge the old school, Stella and White Frightening mean **** all to them. It's all Superbok and Tyskie, what state the country is in eh? Surely you've thought of getting your arse on Dragons Den though? An aftershave, or cologne as the more ' experienced ' ones amongst us like to call it and mossie repellent rolled into one convenient product. Name me one bloke who wouldn't buy that? Heineken, schmeineken.....champagne . Just remember your roots when that first million rolls in. Ya frigger.
My mum always used to buy me Kouros, I had 26 bottles before I decided it was time to tell her I hated the stuff. Old Spice in the only one that's timeless. Sorry CG.
I bought some Avon stuff the other week. It's called aromadisiac and I'm not kidding. With a name like that I had to, the decision was taken out of my hands. Dealt with and then some Party boy. In your snooker loving face!!!!!!
The only reason I didn't mention it earlier was through pure shame and embarrassment but now you've admitted to owning some Black Suede the gloves are off.
You may get Clapper to go in Yorkshireman but if. You think your gona get Chazz vested up & apres rasage'd in. Pagan Man within 5 yards of Hilary 80's shoulder pads Devey!! No way my friend. Me back and me frank dee's wouldn't take it.
You may get Clapper to go in Yorkshireman but if. You think your gona get Chazz vested up & apres rasage'd in. Pagan Man within 5 yards of Hilary 80's shoulder pads Devey!! No way my friend. Me back and me frank dee's wouldn't take it.
Not only did I own it, I applied it liberally. A classy gentleman's stench it was, the kind of thing worn by the Milk Tray man. Manly, but classy. That's the way I've always rolled. Just in case any of you neanderthals have never had the good fortune to have a splash, feast your eyes on this beauty; Even the bottle is classy.
Now I might be talking out of my arse here but I was in Branny Cener market the other day and I swear...... Oh hang on I'm having a senior moment. It was Ted Key's butchers that's still in there, not Frank Dees. Saying that Frank Dees was in the Cener if memory serves me right. My mate ginger Mike used to nick three packs of Yorkies from there until the useless **** got caught. I never had the bottle to nick in bulk like Mike. The odd sweet from pick and mix was my level.
