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  1. Benvenuto Cellini

    Benvenuto Cellini 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  2. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I quit smoking without any aids.

    Yes, that's right.
     
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  3. Benvenuto Cellini

    Benvenuto Cellini 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  4. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    The worst part about stopping is the whole hand-to-mouth motion.

    You find yourself trying to smoke pens and other random objects.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Jan 20, 2013
  5. Benvenuto Cellini

    Benvenuto Cellini 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  6. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Not really.

    Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy. Now that is interesting.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Jan 20, 2013
  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I've got this one:

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    I've completely packed in proper cigs now (or "analogs", as the guys on the electronic cig forums call them <laugh>)
     
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  8. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    <laugh>

    I was gonna mock your posh USB cigs until I read that <laugh>
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Anything is better than the real I am. A fella I know has been using electronic cigarettes for over a year, he reckons him and his missus have saved £thousands.
     
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  10. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    It's easy to quit smoking.

    I just didn't start in the first place.
     
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  11. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    As if you haven't got aids <doh>
     
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  12. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    I'm disappointed - I expected that the OP suggesting a way of getting rid of gays.
     
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  13. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I want to see a pic of a few gayers being fried in an electric chair, otherwise this thread fails
     
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  14. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I tried them years ago, didn't like getting a drop of nicotine oil in my mouth if I sucked too hard. I expect they've got better.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Hmmmm.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Hmmmm.
     
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  17. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    You'd know all about hand-to-mouth motions ya cum gurgling hoor.
     
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  18. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Oh, I thought this was going to be a thread about STD <ok>
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jan 21, 2013
  19. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Ba-dum-pish
     
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  20. RAVENBLACK

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    Pished yourself again Tarquin?
     
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