O/T FAO. Chazzmondo.

Sometimes things are out of your control and the best things in life can be spoiled by others before you get to have a go.

Prime example, Cheryl cole had her pissflaps corrupted by Ashley Cole. I'd still have a go but it just wouldn't be the same knowing that little choc ice had been there first.

Enough said

 

Best leave it there son.

As it stands you might just get away with it but I doubt it.
Start banging on about wanting to be like George Michael and you're on your own, I'll have to walk away.

Take my advice, go buy a couple of bottles of Brut.

Drink one and dowse yourself with the other and I do mean 'full bottle' dowse.

Then get yourself on a Sunday afternoon session in The Yorkshireman and if you pull a bird of any description you might be let off.

Anything less and there will always be doubts in everyone's mind.

Now off you go.

 

Not sure if your winding him up or dont know................

 

Oh I know pal .

 

I trust you guys, you know that right? I always thought of you 2 as my own Pepsi and Shirley.

 

Clappy, you'll be telling us moisturise next.

Take carmine's advice, splash the brut, undo your shirt and you too can emulate the bronze Adonis

 

No one could get close, nowhere ****ing near.

Magnum PI was going to be adapted for the UK market you know.

Beaton was nailed for the lead role and it wasn't just because he was from Coventry, which was where it was going to be filmed.

FACTLET.

I've never seen a better specimen of an alpha male.

 

Happy mate,tell me,how did you...you know...feel inside,when you saw George and that Andrew Ridgely type,dancing around in little white shorts on Totp ? Didn't that say say anything to you ?

 

Moved here in 1997, so 16 years for my sins, looking forward to being back and getting to the KC.

 

Hope you have a trouble free move back John and if you do make it to the gig please come and say hello! I'll be the one in the band smelling of Brut...LOL!

 

When one smells of brut- all smell of brut!!ha

Just pm'd ya.

Is it hull or the East Riding John.

 

Gentlemen gentlemen all this brut stuff is so pas'e the real deal was Hai Karate

 

OOh Valerie Leon, not sure of spelling, lovely.

 

Hai Karate, beats Brut hands down. But king of kings had to be Old Spice.

 

Mel? "had"? It's as fresh today as it always was. Treat yourself next time you're in Boots.

 

...and when he sang "im your man" did you imagine him singing to you?

 

...and when he sang "im your man" did you imagine him singing to you?

 

Got a place near Pock Chaz, my daughters out that way.

 

Get to **** Mel.

Next you'll be telling me Blue Stratos or even Tabac was better than Brut!!!

Hai Karate was rather splendid though.

 

That's the girl