I will do it, but not the next 3 home games as I can't actually do the next one. I will stick to my word and will supply proof.
Well that will really be unique. Well, to be fair a second visit to Portsmouth would be unique. A third visit is beyond imagination!
At this rate all of pompey home games will be called off due to not being able to afford a groundsman to clear the pitch.
Actually, I was going to say that surely one game is punishment enough. Them I realised that you used the words "less goals" rather than "fewer goals" and now I am thinking maybe you should have to buy a season ticket.......
Tom, I hope you have planned how to change your appearance for this game so you will fit in. Slouch so your arms appear longer and drag on the ground and you will need a copy of The Sun in your pocket.
Au contraire .........it's quite refreshing for us. We spend all week wondering what the next piece of doom will be for us, then we watch our team put in a mediocre performance at best.........then we watch you lot get beat most weeks..........life never seems so bad after watching MOTD BP
Tom, which stand will you be delighting us with? will you be popping in the pub for a swifty before and post game.......just to get into character BP
I don't know what stand. I just randomly clicked an area, picked a seat and paid. I'll let you know when my ticket comes through the post. I'll think I'll decline telling you the row and seat number though!