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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Carmine Galante., Jan 19, 2013.

  1. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    B and M bargains.

    Brut après rasage, yep that's right Brut.

    Granted it ain't Brut 33 but it's still Brut and it smells exactly the same.

    £2.99 a pop.

    Her indoors is kicking off cos I've splashed it all over, stroppy mare. I have deployed a quarter of a bottle mind.

    It's the smell of a real man, testosterone in a bottle.

    One of the greatest days of the last ten years, like being reunited with a long lost friend.
     
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  2. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Get to ****!! B&M Sutton fields?? I can buy it put it on and go straight into Bridges! It'll be like being Sam out of Quantum Leap, straight back to the 80's.
     
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  3. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    B and M on Kingston retail.

    They had some fragrance called 'Red Hot Man' but balls to that ponceyfied ****e.
    Mind you it was only £2.00 a bottle so I was almost tempted.

    Brut every day of the week.

    Big 'Enry, curly haired Kev, Chazzmondo and Carmine.

    What a ****ing endorsement that is.

    Paytons Mullet is odds to to be a Brut man as well.
     
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  4. andy payton's mullet

    andy payton's mullet Well-Known Member

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    What, brut at less than 3 quid a pop? And I thought Christmas came but once a year.

    I'm on it like a car bonnet.

    Who wouldn't wanna smell like our Enry?
     
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  5. HullCityAFC1904

    HullCityAFC1904 Well-Known Member

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    Can't even think of Brut without having vivid flashbacks of going up Holderness Road on the 56 bus in the late 70's and early 80's and seeing massive posters of permed Brut user Kevin Keegan staring at me from every available poster space, probably the same feeling of horror and confusion youngsters get nowadays from seeing Becks in his kecks everywhere.
     
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  6. Lincoln Tiger

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    Eighties Chazz? Eighties?? Nah it's the smell of the 70s mate! Our 'Enry Cooper used to advertise it on TV and Kevin Keegan took over in the 70s! Even Trog Bar in 76/77 smelled of the stuff. As Carmine quite rightly says 'testosterone in a bottle'.

    I really liked the deodorant stuff in the yellow/gold can ....it was a Brut variation cannot remember wtf it was called! (I'm over from Lincoln and had too many in the National pub to even guess). I must hit B&M's tomorrow.

    (P.S. BTW Chazz we're playing the National Pub on the 2nd March! Our drummer, who practically lives there says he knows you...might have to PM this)
     
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  7. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    I am in the process of packing up here and moving back to East Yorkshire thank God, so might get in to see your gig. I used to use the National a lot in my younger days and haven't been in for ages. Looking forward to getting to watch the Tigers again, so will be one more person added to the gate numbers.
     
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  8. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    He knows me from what I put on here!! Christ that's worrying.:emoticon-0105-wink:

    I know brut was a 70's phenom but it didn't reach me in north hull till the 80's. glad to say I never. Had a perm tho!!
     
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  9. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    That's brilliant John how long you been away?
     
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  10. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    Brut, try spraying today's Nancy's in it who wear purple trousers and blouses, they'll have a heart attack.

    When I was in school there was your typical game nerd in my class, never used to wash (literally never) never brush his teeth, never shave and wore ye same clothes every day. He stunk like a badgers arse.

    Always used to try covering his stench up with brut, if you go into a nappy changing room in a busy shop and have a whiff of the nappy bin, he used to smell just like that. Glorified **** with a touch of fragrance.

    Whenever I smell brut, I remember that smell.
     
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  11. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> Pure eComedy!!! You fellas made me laff so much, the icicles dropped off me!
     
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  12. Happy Tiger

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    This might be controversial but....Old Spice.

    Brut always appealed to other men, and OK, if that's your thing, good luck to you, I will not judge nor condemn you. If you wanted to smell like a Lady Magnet though, Old Spice every time.
     
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  13. Party Hull!

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    Correctomundo, Clappington.
     
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  14. Kempton

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    Are you insinuating Enry was a ****,Happy ? Are you sure you don't want to reconsider :emoticon-0146-punch
     
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  15. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Not at all, I'm saying he appealed to other men due to his smell. That said, he mighta batted for the other side, who can tell? I'm still stunned George Michael was that way inclined if I'm honest, and he looked more like a Blue Stratos kinda guy too.
     
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  16. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Bob, Bob, Bob what have you made yourself look like?

    I always thought of you as a mans man and then you go disrespecting the Brut.

    I don't know what to think now?

    I bet you wear all this new fangled stuff.

    Kouros, Aramis and the like.

    Ponce.
     
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  17. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Stunned by George michael been a happy shopper Happy Clapper?? Really? Bet your mates used to tell you to meet up on a Friday night at the Blue Oyster Club.
     
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  18. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    And to bring along an extra large carrier bag.

    :p
     
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  19. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Oh cmon, who knew back then?! We all wanted to be him! Didn't we? Guys??

    /sobs
     
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  20. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    Sometimes things are out of your control and the best things in life can be spoiled by others before you get to have a go.

    Prime example, Cheryl cole had her pissflaps corrupted by Ashley Cole. I'd still have a go but it just wouldn't be the same knowing that little choc ice had been there first.

    Enough said
     
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