The banter

is good on here this morning, which will make even harder to bid farewell at 11.45am. The time at which I must depart

 

im going to hunt you down then murder and rape you, in that order

 

I don't know if it's what you just said, or Castle's avatar, but I'm getting turned on either way.

 

he`s not gonna be too bothered about the raping then is he ? ...........unless you make sure the details are inscribed on his tombstone

 

no comment

 

even though I will be murdered first, when raping me Douglas please dont do it from behind, cause I'd hate to miss out on the sensual kissing

 

Thought I was getting bailed off here 10 days early on full pay again but that was shuttled yesterday. Gutted. Still that 6 weeks off in September/October just turned into 7 or 8 weeks off. I'm going on a whore tour.

 

dont worry i will make sure i leave a big blob of jizz in your beard.

 

Nae luck

 

go to thailand for a month and live like a king. u could live a king in dubai ya **** wae ur wages

 

Or a sheikh

 

or a white speccy westerner with lots of disposable income

 

I got offered a job in Abu Dhabi at the tail end of last year it was £90k+ a year. But I'm no cut out for living in a desert. I not one of those ****s who lives to work, I ****ing hate working. I'd rather have a cushy job out here for less money than work in an Arab ****-hole with ****s talking about what car their gonna buy with all their dosh.

Rich ****s are a pain in the arse

 

my mates brother is one of those dicks. he bought his mum a braclet and the first thing he said to her was, "you might want to insure that, its worth £3k", his other two brothers (the ones i like) got her a wi fit so he made them look like ****s, i can also almost garauntee she never wears it as she'll be scared of losing it

one night he started quizing his brother (my mate) who's a nuclear engineering officer in the navy about what he earnt

"money is such a vulgar subject"

"no, come on. how much do you earn a month"

"x amount"

"no after tax"

"that is after tax"

he shut the **** up after that

 

So's arse rape but it's far more fun

 

i hate ****s that go on about how much money they have, my uncle is one of them, his catchphrase is "my first million was the hardest million" he only has 2 and he doesnt even send me a christmas card.

 

my mates brother in law is a bit like that, he told me he kept going on about his porche to him so first thing i started talking about when i met him was how there was ****ing porches everywhere

"they're like arseholes, everyones got one"

 

ma cousin went to norway to do draftin for an oil company for 2 or 3 years. 70 grand a year + digs and food paid for. he's got an M3 now the ****. am thinkin a shud get ma arse in gear and do the same

 

Nev, you'll get a job offshore nae bother. Norway is the place to go as well those ****s work 2 weeks offshore then get 5 at home all the time. And they get paid for their five weeks at home!! ****ing nuts how good the Norwegians have it. I've got a cushy number but they've got it ****ing sussed.

 

aye but venom am insanely lazy, could you sort me out a job n al just turn up? good man