Did you Build a snow woman and get your cock frozen in her? ****ed yourself silly and pull your wrist? Crash your car in the snow?
Warriors come out to play When in Portugal, 2007 I broke my big toe. How did It happen 1. The bar man dropped a chair on it whilst putting them back on the table. 2. My cousin kicked my foot whilst playing footy on the beach. 3. I kicked a chair after someone pissed me off.
RONs right, After taking ages to get my Mohawk done my cousin came into my room and rubbed all my hair down. He was 25 I was 14 so failing in beating him up I kicked the chair and broke my big toe It squeaked when I moved it up and down for about 2 years ****ing hurt though
During my entire life (and that is a long time) the number of bones I have broken, that needed plastering is: 1. 0 2. 1 3. 2