J W midweek drinkin again

always get emails when he turns up to work half cut.

 

I wonder what Mrs LR would have done to him, if he had said that to her.

 

probably raped him, there must be something wrong with her, i have seen what she looks like and there has to be some reason she had to settle for a ginger

 

with that quality of chat up line? i'd imagine she'd have gone home with him, and to be fair i couldnt blame her for it either.

that man is an unstoppable love machine.

 

A speccy ginger, nonetheless

 

fear.

 

a fat speccy sunburnt ginger teuchtar

 

It's not like you've got that bright ginger wirey hair that can be seen from outer space.

 

I think I just gave you a compliment.

 

harshest comment ever

 

its not as radiant as it used to be, i had a mate how said he used to look for the ginger becon when looking for me in a club, i've also been told that its "less vibrant" when i'm hungover, like i lose some of my lustre, like a hung over crufts winner

 

if you cut me i bleed douglas

 

@ Douglas.

I can't work the new Google images or I'd put a pic of the Lurpak Butter Man up.

 

sorry mum