i've used one once, when i was about 19. was a bit intimidating to be honest. was sat down in a very grandiose room, and all these gorgeous scantily clad women were paraded out in front of me and would introduce themselves, i then had to pick one of them. felt a bit like a game show. the pressure was immense. great shag though
Can't remember but it was a while ago and it was actually one of the worst shags I've ever had. Was over there with a few mates and we all did it. Wish I'd kept my money for booze and dope.
most are yes. you do get the occasional ones that look a bit more classy and dont have a face like a melted welly however. these are usually the young ones, between 18-25...before the toll of being ****ed 10 times a day 7 days a week takes it's toll.
Nah. Maybe the streetwalkers, but in a decent brothel you'll usually get a good standard. The ones abroad are better though I used to do it a fair bit before I met my wife, there's a certain buzz you get walking into a brothel knowing you can pick which bird you want, and knowing you're definitely going to get laid.
two of my mates got one together in amsterdam. one of them (my current house mate) was ****ed so gave up after a few minutes and just sat on a chair in the corner and watched the other guy do it, who couldn't finish. sounds surreal.
The Dam is the best place for it, you can look at the merchandise before you buy and there are some real stunners there.
My mate knew a bloke who used to detest using a johnny. When in the Dam, he was shagging this brasser from behind, but was getting fed up of the loss of sensation caused by the prophylactic. So he pretended to cough loudly, and used the distraction to pull out and whip the offending johnny off. He went back in again, and the bird was oblivious to her dilemma. When he sprayed his load inside her, needless to say she was none too pleased, and got her black pimp to beat the **** out of the sly ****er. A cautionary tale, I'm sure you'll agree. What happens if you take pics? Similar violence?
Stam I never tried taking a photo but I was led to believe that if you did you were given a nice swim in the nearest canal!
I went to the Dam with the football lads where we got off our faces all day and came across the red light district. There was one prossy who clearly was a chick with a dick who was giving one of the lads 'the eyes' but he had no wedge to do the deeds. I told him i would give him the €40 to burst 'her' which he was sharp to take. He had no idea that this whore was a man despite me rolling round the street pissing myself laughing. By the time he came out all of the lads were aware of what was happening and told him what he had done. He still denies to this day it was a bloke but the state he was in he wouldn't have even realised if it was a chicken.
