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Darren Fletcher

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  1. matth_22

    matth_22 New Member

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    he was taking the piss out of us, explain to me EC, how did you do against Southampton.
     
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    Sir Alex on Darren Fletcher:"This operation will hopefully solve the situation and we expect him to be back in July." #mufc
     
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    On Fletcher: "He had to change his game and he hasn't been the Darren Fletcher of three or four years ago in the games this season. Instead, he was sitting in front of the back four and he did well. That could be his role in the future. When he comes back, and I hope he does, it will be in a different role."
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I'm afraid it rarely does. There's no 'real' cure for it. Wouldn't wish it on anyone.
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Indeed, and with that cheery thought in mind, guess what the doctor gave me yesterday by way of a new prescription!!
















    ****ing enemas. Nice, looking forward to that with absolute gusto.
     
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  6. One of the lads

    One of the lads Well-Known Member

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    My sister in law moved to South Africa a few years ago. Last Christmas she was over staying with us and her son who was about 2 at the time had a fever. She was forever sticking medicines up the lad's arse. Apparently that's the preferred method in SA.
     
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    :steam: Absolute rubbish!!! Don't taint me with your vile rumours and untruths No One Famous! <yikes>











    My guess is kids don't take tablets very easily, and enemas work a lot quicker apparently... For the record though, I'm South African and in my 29 years have never had an enema, long may it stay that way! :bandit:
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Got any kids Rufflad? I think it's genetic, if I remember rightly
     
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  9. One of the lads

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    Yes you have.

    Maybe it's a Cape Town thing...
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I hadn't read your earlier post when I posted that one mate. Sorry <ok>

    I used to sell prednisolone enemas when I was a medical rep. Are you on (no joke) Fletcher's enemas?
     
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    One of the lads Well-Known Member

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    He has got kids. One of them is called Shamu or Shabang or shomething like that anyway.
     
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    Yes I have, three. This is my biggest fear, don't really give a **** about me.

    I never got it till late and have no idea what the trigger was. This is now only my second occurrence and I'd casually thought I was ok, kicked its arse, after treatment when it initially happened.

    Turns out my granddad had it so am gutted this could be hereditary.
     
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    Primo, medio and grande.

    <ok>
     
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  14. One of the lads

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    Are they Americano? Or Welsh?
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Dunno, they didn't have any so i pick them up tomorrow.

    You know, I can't ****ing wait.
     
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  16. One of the lads

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    I had an operation on my knee a few years ago. Nurse came in and gave me an enema. Seemed a tad random.
     
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    Don't give Matth ideas
     
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    D'oh. No One sticks his size fives in it again
     
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    I'm sure this is my gp just trying to appear like he's on to it when the reality is they don't really know what they're dealing with.
    When this first happened I was worried, as you'd imagine, thinking it was the big C etc. I had to practically force this locum to book me in to see a gastric specialist, he just didn't want to.
    Was trying to palm me off with immodium and such like when I knew fine ****ing well something wasn't right.

    The consultant though, genius. Which is why they are in the position they are in.
    Next visit there is the 30th.

    Just had different hospital on the phone asking if I want the snip next Tuesday! I'd forgotten all about that, my head is in ****ing bits with all this.
     
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  20. One of the lads

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    I know you post on here more than the Chelsea board but.....you're still an ignorant plum sucker. ;)

    So, Lambert or Puncheon's goal, which did you prefer? It's come to something when failing to beat the Chavs at Roman's House is a sackable offence.
     
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