Beefy's Corner.......For all off Topic threads

As a keen tennis player and fan I am delighted at how British tennis has progressed over the last few years, particularly woman's tennis.

 

I like that all three posts about Laura included comment about me. You guys

 

Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers has described Luis Suarez's admission of diving as "unacceptable" and said the Uruguayan forward would be "dealt with internally".

Well, Suarez tries to be honest and get's into trouble!

 

Well that's just ridiculous if true.

 

What did you expect? A treat and a belly scratch?

 

Well no, but it seems to me that Rodgers is just embarrassed because he backed Suarez after his antics and now he's admitted he's dived so he's going to discipline him for making him look like an idiot.

 

Bit of a mess whichever way you look at it!

 

Ramirez looks like a member of the mafia with his haircut

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I think he looks a bit like a porn star.

 

Looks like a Shirley local.

 

But he's not from Poland.

 

He looks like he is now though.

 

Oi fam dont go talkin **** about my shirley mandemz.

 

So I blatantly failed that interview. The inbox exercise was actually not online at all but fully off-line and I didn't finish it in time. I was writing away like crazy but due to medical reasons, I don't have the quickest writing speed in the world (in fact, I've had extra time in all my exams since at least GCSE, perhaps earlier) although I'm very quick at typing. Plus, in an office you're gonna use computers.... Furthermore, unlike the Deloitte test where it simply asked you pick the best and worst options from four options, it wanted you to come up with a best option completely out of the blue. Even more ridiculously is that the role was basically an entry-level role with no managerial requirements yet all the situations involved calling meetings or disciplining people or making business decisions which seemed completely inappropriate to the role. Sure had I been going for a managerial role..... Anyhow, that's not the worst part, the worst part was just that I didn't have enough time and didn't manage to finish the damn thing.

Oh and I mentioned that I'm a Portsmouth fan so I'm clearly not gonna get the job!!

 

Get into the demolition business, could be a lot of work in the area soon?

 

It maybe a reflection on your sad dream that she is heading your way....

 

I'll have you know it's actually a very happy dream

 

What about her hair ?

 

I have often wondered about Richard Chaplow if he had hair, is anyone Photo shop orientated that could come up with some suggestions?

 

How dare you.