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  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    How much will it cost us for you to take ER back?

    As an incentive we'll change Andy Murray's place of birth to somewhere in Nigelshire so you can finally have someone who's good at tennis.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jan 17, 2013
  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Edinburgh IS Englandshire.
     
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  3. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    You're no coming to Edinburgh ya old ***** ****. Too many kids here.
     
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  4. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    The pair of you should do one. Away and live on Gruinard and do us all a ****ing favour <whistle>
     
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  5. gas

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    When ER was two years old he moved with his family to Aberdeen after which the Romans built a wall to keep the **** up there.
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    You shut the **** up or I'll beat the ugly off you.
     
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  7. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    You couldn't beat yourself off FFS.
     
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  8. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    and they made sure he'll never get invited to Christmas nights out!
     
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  9. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    He gets his young men to do that.
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Three years old actually you ****in spastic.
     
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  11. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Tell us something we don't know.
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Sad and poor, poor effort.

    Think it's best you go.
     
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  13. gas

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    Forgive me, you're a year older than I thought <ok>
     
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  14. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I just laughed in my office there and got some weird looks <laugh>
     
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  15. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Divert all the oil money to my bank account and I'll build a refugee camp in Essex for all disaffected Scottishers to come and live in once Salmond becomes Pope of Scotland.
     
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  16. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    The Oil money is en route to the Shetlands.
     
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  17. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds
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    <laugh> you guys <laugh>

    Seriously, though he's yours. <ok>
     
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  18. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Not much to spend it on up there. How many tweed jackets and bottles of whisky can you buy?
     
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    Any spare change guys? I just want something to eat. I've not eaten in three days. I won't spend it on Heroin. I promise.
     
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  20. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Quite a lot with that revenue.

    Alas, sales in Morris Dancing "outfits" will perish.
     
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