How much will it cost us for you to take ER back? As an incentive we'll change Andy Murray's place of birth to somewhere in Nigelshire so you can finally have someone who's good at tennis.
When ER was two years old he moved with his family to Aberdeen after which the Romans built a wall to keep the **** up there.
Divert all the oil money to my bank account and I'll build a refugee camp in Essex for all disaffected Scottishers to come and live in once Salmond becomes Pope of Scotland.
Any spare change guys? I just want something to eat. I've not eaten in three days. I won't spend it on Heroin. I promise.