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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by GeordieAJ, Jan 16, 2013.

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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I appreciate you Covey, thanks a lot! <badger>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 16, 2013
  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Think you owe him an apology then Kat, as you addressed your post to him <ok>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 16, 2013
  3. Cove

    Cove Well-Known Member

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    Check you post again then and edit it.
     
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    Cove, Jan 16, 2013
  4. Katmandu

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    I appreciate everyone on here, however some people are definately not getting their five a day.

    Either that or too much horse.
     
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    Katmandu, Jan 16, 2013
  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I said it was a good thing too. You are all kind of wrongs on this thread. You are quickly destroying this self made wall of righteousness.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jan 16, 2013
  6. Katmandu

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    Dear Cove,

    I'm sorry I've had far too much horse today and went astray, the post was never meant for you.

    Warm Pouch

    What can I say ? these grapes ain't enough so I'll try a banana
     
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    Katmandu, Jan 16, 2013
  7. Cove

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    Apology accepted.
     
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    Cove, Jan 16, 2013
  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I don't know what you're on about. Neigh.

    Went to the fridge to check my burgers, aaaaannndddd they're off!

    I've just heard a report that it turns out the horses were molested before being turned into Tesco burgers.
    Police say the main suspect is Jimmy Saddle !!

    First, horse meat found in tescos burgers and now camel toes found in primarks leggings

    I think someone may be sending me death threats.
    Woke up this morning with a Tesco burger on my pillow.

    If you think the Horse Burgers in Tesco are bad, wait until you see their Unicorn on the Cob

    Not to be outdone by Tesco's latest marketing campaign, furious McDonald's have just announced that they are from today putting a new ingredient in their beef burgers too: beef.

    I think Tesco took the term "I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse" a little too seriously..

    People need to stop making Tesco jokes, this is serious. Its an inter-neigh-tional problem

    I'm ****ing sick of these Tesco jokes, lets hear Nay more about it. Hay

    Tesco's veggie burgers are being tested for traces of uniquorn.

    A waitress in tescos cafe asked me if i wanted anything on my burger i replied "yeah a fiver each way"

    And I'm spent!
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jan 16, 2013
  9. Katmandu

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    None if those are my jokes? you clearly missed the out on the pun game this afternoon.

    Just when I thought I was getting along with people someone comes along and tickles my cock with a feather!!!!!!
     
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    A touch of double postitis is back with us it would seem.
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    You are hard work tonight. I simply posted a few ****e horse jokes for you to peruse.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jan 16, 2013
  12. Katmandu

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    I didn't realise I was so boring I was enjoying today without any fall outs so I'm aiming to keep things this way.
     
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    Katmandu, Jan 16, 2013
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