The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

We had a great Indian near our uni. It sold chicken curry, lamb curry, prawn curry, beef curry and "meat curry". Many a drunken night was spent ordering the meat curry and trying to work out exactly what meat it was...

 

What's the term for them over there?

Hill-billy, Red-neck, backwood bandit, country boy, etc?

 

ahh the old "mystery meat". Lamb curry sounds dynamite right now!

 

Maybe that meat is responsible for you turning into a management consultant

 

I hope this does go on furlong

 

Was this story straight from the horses mouth........

 

Another less-well known supermarket has renamed their burgers as 'My Lidl Pony'.




I'll get my coat ...........

 

Just checked the burgers in the freezer that I got from Tesco...

























...and they're off!

 

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What is all this Burger talk going on today

 

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Would be so funny if....

Ignore: stupid wont post a picture app.....

 

This app actually worked, at all...ever

 

The apps not the greatest is it

I use it a lot myself but pictures etc are a no no. Same as the 'next unread' option doesn't work so you have to scroll thought the comments

 

I just get it up on the Internet when I'm on my phone, so it's set up like it is on a laptop. It's easier to use tbh

 

I find that frustrating, you can see the whole screen without scrolling etc. Despite it's flaws, I'm happy using the app. It allows me to MOD whilst having a crap too

 

Might depend on what phone you have I suppose. Mines fine and I find it a lot easier than the app.

Haven't you had a **** in ages cause you haven't posted on the thread for a while

 

Guy on twitter called Not Big Sam ( Parody account for Sam Allardyce )

"Walking around the hallowed halls of Old Trafford. Sir Alex is wearing the Paco Rabanne 1 Million I bought him. Its scent fills the air."

"If Sir Alex grew a vagina during the night, I'd pork him ****ing senseless. I really would. I've told him this, too. He completes me."



Thinkin about it, Im not convinced its a parody, sounds like the real Big Sam too me

 

Had one first thing this morning, a paid for one at work and a 'quickie' about half hour ago

PS...theres a thread for this ****

 

I had one after my dinner, it was smelly

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