Don't think there was ever a Danish bird, there is a Finnish bird, with who I am currently trying and failing to play hard to get! Also a Swedish bird, who I am supposed to be going to visit at the end of this month, not sure if I can be bothered though, seems a long way to go to lick minge. The English one is in my sights, especially because she is seeing some **** in Paris, who does the ****er think he is? Being in Paris and spoiling my chances of riding somebody. I'll teach the ****.
