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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...she made a Madras.
     
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  2. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    ...and it was always gruntin'
    She took it out the back one day
    and kicked its ****in' **** in.
     
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  3. gas

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    That's more like it.

    Mary had a little lamb
    She kept it as a pet
    When the price of meat went up
    She ate the little get
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Did you know, that the only animals on earth that have ever been described as gambolling are newly born lambs in spring?

    Now you do.

    It's in the English dictionary. Look it up.
     
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  5. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  6. SleepySpecialK

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    Animal facts are my thing gambol. BACK OFF.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Or whit? Eh? Or ****in whit?
     
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  8. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    ANIMAL FACTS OF THE DAY are my thing on this forum. I do them almost monthly.

    Don't you muscle in on my t'ing or you'll be sorry. I have no sex life so I watch NAT Geo, Discovery and Animal Planet all the time. I don't sleep well either so I get about 6 or 7 hours of animal facts every day. I can kick your ass with animal facts.

    Bring it on Bro.

    All polar bears are left-handed.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Most dangerous animal in the African Continent? (for killin people)
     
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  10. SleepySpecialK

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    HIPPOS, FFS this is the big league son.
     
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    Somalian Pirates <ok>
     
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    Mary had a little lamb
    The doctors were astounded
    everywhere she went gynaecologists surrounded
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    And that is my entire knowledge exhausted.
     
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    old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to give the poor doggy a bone,but when she bent down the dog came around,and gave her a bone of his own.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Bestiality. A GC favourite.
     
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  16. Redwino

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    The lights went out in the village pub and their sat little Nell, Was she waiting for her love ? Was she ****in hell.
    Along came dirty Dickio,the captain of a lugger, he wisnae fit tae shovel ****, the dirty ****in bugger.
    He took her to his cabin,which wasn't very lawful, doon came his breeks, oot came his cock, the smell was bloody awful.
    Oh little Nell she ran like hell but dirty Dick pursued her, the white of an egg ran down her leg, the ugly **** had screwed her.

    The reference to animals is the egg.
     
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  17. LEROY FER 10

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    10. Cows Are More Deadly Than Sharks
     
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  18. LEROY FER 10

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    9. Headless Roaches Can Live Up To Nine Days
     
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    8. Male Lions Mate 672 Times Per Week
     
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    7. Frogs Are Unable to Vomit
     
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