The BIG Debate

Bottler

 

Bottler is worth 9 points in Scrabble

 

Sounds ok but not a patch on naked twister with baby oil

 

pervert

 

What's pervy about that

 

Ka

 

do ae bo!

 

Nothing.

I'm just jealous that my sex life consists of humping my pillow while ****ing off.

 

I love to use the letters as they're spelled phonetically: ae, eff, em etc.

It really annoys people.

 

****ebag

 

Givin yer age away there. That was all the rage at parties in the 80's. The kind of party where you put yer car keys in a bowl and the wimmin have a lucky dip.

 

Was that no the 70s ya auld ****?

 

I found an online chess thing called "Red Hot Pawn" must have been a typo by me as I was searching for something completely different.

Anyhow that aside I shall open an account there if any of you ****s care to give me a beating

 

Me and Mrs Gas must be living in the past then cos we played it the day after boxing day just gone.

 

Anyone remember that Tam Cowan reviewed the Grill on the Corner restaurant in the Daily Record?

It's owned by the "Blackhouse" group.

Unfortunatley Tam and the Record misprinted it as "Blackhorse". Supposedly there were quite a few sexually insulted people complaining to the Record after they googled it.

 

Quite possibly. I saw it in a movie when I was a kid in the 90's.

 

Good for you, sir. Playing games with the missus an keepin the magic alive.

 

Aye, it'll be role playing next followed by years of sexless marriage, then divorce

 

stop ****ing talking about me

 

That pretty much sums up the first two marriages for me so I'm making hay while the sun shines. If nothing else I'll have a lot of home made porn to watch when my life descends into an ER type lonely hell.