Horsemeat found in Burgers

With the revelation that Horsemeat has been found in Burgers sold in Tesco, Lidl and Morrisons . .

Top Headlines so far:

Horses for courses

My Lidl Pony

Burgers are a stable diet

 

is that the mane course?

 

You boys have hade a mare here like <shergarsmiley>

 

I'm allergic to horsemeat - it gives me the trots.

 

A likely tail.

 

Something something Arkle something.

Ah, **** it. All the good puns are gone.

 

Frankel-y my dear, I don't give a damn.

 

Bunch of fekcing donkeys.

 

those supermarket's are having a 'mare

 

Chomping at the bit.

Hoof Lipped that Burger.

Gelding the lily.

 

While you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear Tesco can make a beefburger with 29% horsemeat.

 

Tesco will have to put their hands up,it's a foul story

 

'Enjoy your evening mule'

'Furlong has this been going on?'

'I wondered what happened to Mill Beef.'

 

Good job on all those catchy puns but everyone is forgeting who is responsible for this sickening story....












































the Irish.

 

Just had a look at the use-by date on my burgers in the fridge AND THEY'RE OFF!!

 

fs

 

http://j-walk.com/puns/horsepuns.htm

 

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So after all these years, Shergar finally finds himself in the food chain.