Favourite Similes

Mine is:

or

Any others you especially like?

 

a fanny like Nikki Lauda's ear

 

I only clicked on as I thought it was favourite Smilies

I'll have to come back when I've thought of a favourite similie.

 

as useful as tits on a bull

 

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Nice one, one I've not heard.

 

in aboot it like a tramp eating chips
" " " " a dug eatin beetroot
fanny like a hippos yawn

 

Twat like a busted football is one of my favourites

 

I wouldn't ride her into battle.

 

a hole like the top of a welly

 

The tide wouldn't take her out

 

she had a smell that will outlast religion

 

fanny like a smashed apple
useless, like tits on a fish (always prefered this to bull)
went down on her like a bulldog eating custard
****s like a belt fed mortar

 

fanny like a gutted Ewok

 

deader than disco

 

face like a painters radio

fanny like a burst couch

 

dumber than a bag of hammers

 

A face like it has been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe.

 

Face like a joiners thumb

 

face like a bucket a smashed crabs

 

a fanny like a billboarders bucket