There's something rotten within our club

The title says it all. Pards has obviously lost the dressing room due to his clueless tactics, brash arrogance and the fact that all the "purple" players want out speaks volumes for his likeability. Morale is at an all-time low but the board cannot do anything about it as the manager is there indefinitely to pay off his alledged gambling debt to Llambias. The result is that no-one internally gives a flying rats arse whether we stay up or not.
Give me 3 good reasons why any player of high standard would want to join or continue to play for this sinking ship that has no ambition and pays the lowest wage in the PL?
Because of the above I predict that Colo, Krul, HBA and Cabaye will be gone by the 1st Feb to be replaced with 3rd rate players from the lower or French Leagues...we are really knee-deep in the clarts and unfortunately there is no fix.

 

Whats green and purple and goes up and down?

 

A moldy prune in an elevator

 

Blimey, perhaps all that stuff the Mayan's were harping on about was really related to NUFC?

Certainly sounds apocalyptic... Grim stuff.

 

Whats this about Pardew and gambling debts? Not heard about this before.

 

No it's Derek Lambias's index finger.

 

Yeah, I've heard this as well. Apparently Pardew racked up huge debts in Llambias' casino(s) and Ashley bought up his debt, and in turn, owns Pardews ass. The eight year contract he has, is in essence, to ensure that the debt is paid back.

Obviously this isn't gospel. But I have heard it from more than a few people, so there may be something in it.

 

Jesus that makes sense. An 8 year contract is without precedant too.

What does Ashley do if he wants him out? You might be stuck with Pardew no matter what happens.

I have heard in good authority that he was sacked from Southampton for shagging a players wife.

Sounds like he might have a few things to hide. Or it might all be bollocks too

 

True

 

I didn't know that shagged player's wives had such a prominent community, never-mind formed an effective authority to deal with the problem

 

Yeah, apparently it's a re-occurring theme with Pardew - he seems to have form for this going back through all the clubs he's managed.

Perhaps this is why he and Colo really fell out?!

 

Perhaos he git teh Colo song wrong and heard you let us shag your wife??

 

Interesting.

Not great for the harmony/stability of the club.

If you lot know/have heard of this gambling issue then surely the players do too.

 

You can't pay less than Norwich, surely. Their cap is something like £20k.

I reckon you'll be ok, there is a lot of dross in this league (us included, but something good seems to be happening at last, possibly too late), but it could get a bit ugly.

By the way, you know a poster called Mick12? Allegedly a Geordie and a newbie, has spent all his time on out board spouting abusive gibberish. Not a problem, but someone may need to carry him home.....seems pissed or stoned.

 

Teletubbies having sex behind the other Teletubbies' back?

 

No it's Derek Lambias's index finger.

 

What's he doing to the teletubbies???

 

Well he ain't signing them up, that's for sure, or maybe ? We do need a new back four lol

 

Teletubbies are on average smarter than the average footballer, so it could work! I think the stadium announcer calling "Time for Tubby bye byes" at the end of a game might start a mass depression, however...

 

"Tinky Winky's had Van Persie in his pocket all afternoon"
"Bale just couldn't dribble around Dipsy's frame"
"Howard Webb, watching the replay of the incident on La-La's Tummy"


Sounds better and better, if only Teletubbies spoke French we'd be in for them. ;-)