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OT - any tips for naturally inducing labour?

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  1. Minxy

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    Me neither .... but what I meant was for the female to have an orgasm .... as opposed to sex
     
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  2. Katmandu

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    Congrats mate at least you can celebrate the new signing of a birth certificate this window.
     
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  3. Katmandu

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    Is that even possible? fingering her what the hell I dont know if I could go for that while pregnant
     
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  4. Minxy

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    lol .... why ever not?
     
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  5. Katmandu

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    It's seems a little crass if you ask me.
     
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  6. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh>

    What conversation have I wandered into here?! <laugh>
     
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  7. whack&blite

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    Cheers dude! You as well!!

    We went for a nice long walk earlier. She had some braxton hicks during dinner this evening and I gave her a back massage with clary sage oil, hoping it may develop into proper contractions. No dice!

    The wait continues.

    Thanx for the tip Poshminx! I haven't been a party to it, but I do believe female orgasm(s), have been had - we've been sleeping in separate beds for months now. I'm a pretty loud snorer!!
    Anyway, hasn't helped so far...
     
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  8. Minxy

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    not that sure what crass means
     
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  9. Katmandu

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    Lacking sensitivity or due consideration
     
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  10. Minxy

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    LOL .... blokes can suggest a blow job

    but a female cant suggest an orgasm .... which from experience I know contracts the uterus <doh>
     
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  11. Katmandu

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    No I didn't notice that post, however that was certainly crass.
     
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  12. Minxy

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    Well I would apologize for my crassness if I meant it

    .... but i don't
     
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  13. Katmandu

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    Apologise I was only having a laugh mate. I'm a foul poster anyway.
     
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  14. Minxy

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    I had noticed :D
     
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    Sadly this is true
     
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  16. Obi Wan

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    Congrats!

    The sex theme seems to be popular. If she doesn't go for it then tell her it's ok as you've already had some today. That should get things moving. <ok>
     
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    Good luck to both fathers to be, and your lovely ladies, be sure to keep us informed of the arrivals, (wonder who'll be first) lets hope today's the day. <ok>
     
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  18. Jesus Was A Geordie

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    This! Let us know if you get a free minute...
     
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  19. Minxy

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    I'm excited :)

    Maybe we need a sweep stake on day, time & sex (as in gender)
     
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  20. Jesus Was A Geordie

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    Male 19:32 (because its the closest you can get to 1892)
     
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