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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Neville Bartos, Aug 11, 2010.

  1. those 2 mental swedish burds who wer obsessed with tryin to kill themselves using lorries, cars, hammers and bridges. 1 of them killed a guy after their first wee episode. how can you not kill urself with at least one of these things?

    pretty good how there was a camera crew present to capture the insane motorway gaunlet game which involved 1 burd gettin ran over by a ****in lorry and another burd smashed in the air like a ragdoll by a wee polo.

    If u didny watch it you shud iplayer it
     
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  2. BolloBollo

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    No but I got filled in with all the details. I said to the guy in the work that knowing my luck if I was told I was getting two Swedish twins that they would be the ones I'd get hit with <laugh>
     
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    we were talking about that earlier in the office, i missed it but it sounded pretty ****ed up.
     
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  4. [video=youtube;EUT3gPsthrI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUT3gPsthrI[/video].
     
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  5. madness in the fast lane it was called
     
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    I've just watched that clip. ****ing hell. What was the outcome, Nev?
     
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  7. the one who got squashed by the lorry was in hospital for ages then charged with minor offences and she ****ed off back to sweden. but while she was in hospital the coppers somehow thot it would be a good idea to let the other out on bail, whilst on bail she stabbed a guy 7 times for nothing, killed him, then was seen runnin about smackin herself on the heed with a mallet, then some boy took the hammer off her so she smacked him with a roof tile then jumped off a 40 foot bridge, as ye do. she got done with manslaughter on the the grounds of diminished responsibilty, she got 5 years but now she is classed sane so will be out in no time.
     
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    ****ing hell. That's a definite drop jaw moment lol
     
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    aye but everyone knows crazy burds are the best in bed so when is she getting out? <sexspider>
     
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    Having sex with either of them, especially the 'mallet' one, would be the ultimate danger ****, would it not?
     
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    aye but if shes crazy enough to bash herself in the head with a mallet imagine the crazy **** she would do in bed. Also having just come out of prison her self esteem should be rock bottom. <easytarget>
     
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    I can't understand how you could self inflict hammer wounds to yourself. Running into the path of traffic maybe, if you're off your face on drugs, but walloping yourself with a mallet? <laugh>
     
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    if she is prepared to suffer the pain of bashing her face in with a mallet then surely she would be up for the mild discomfort of anal <ok>

    i was more interested in how she fitted a roof tile in her pocket. they are ****ing huge things.
     
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    That is totally ****ing mental <yikes>
     
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  15. how can you be released by firstly the hospital then the polis after what uv jst done? trying to kill urself & police assault surely merits a weekender?
     
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    it wouldnt be too hard. i once headbutted a table so hard i knocked myself out because someone bet he could "headbutt the table harder" <ok>

    i'm not that bright.
     
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    When it goes to the bystanders who are all pretty much black. There's a bit of text at the bottom of the screen about 6mins that say's "contrary to this scene... It is being filmed in England" <laugh>
     
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