Toon close in on Sissoko

To be fair it could be any other prem club as our wages are ****e

 

Got a better idea, why don't they just play musical chairs instead. Each club that meets the clubs valuation has one chair with their name on the underside, so the player can't see it.
The music starts and the player dances around a bit, when the music stops the player sits on the nearest chair, the club whose name is on it, is out, and so it continues until only one chair is left. That club gets to sign them.

Am l being silly and puerile, yes possibly, but it can't be any dafter than the current merry go round.

 

Any thoughts on the music they could use?

 

Well, just has to be .....money, Money, MONEY !

 

It's certainly a rich man's world.

 

Ahhhh haaaaaaaa.................

 

here comes the siberian snow storm to aid us in failing to sign players and provide the club a nice little excuse.

 

Only until the peasants say enough is enough and cut off the rich peoples heads like they did in France not so long ago.

TAKE THE POWER BACK WE GOTTA TAKE THE POWER BACK

OH It's coming the gap is getting bigger and the riots were just taster of the effects of it.

 

I would love that to be honest. "Well we had Sissoko and Remy tied up but then all this snow came. It played havoc with their travel plans so we missed out on them. However we have two able replacements in James Beattie and Michael Johnson so all is not lost. Talks with Kuqi are ongoing but Walsall are interested too."

 

I've just heard that we are apparently going to offer Willo a new improved contract.
Apparently Redknapp has heard about it and is ready ti nip in and pay him £250k per week (stares wishfully into the distance)

 

"We were ready to get the deals over hte line, but then the snow came and then we couldn't see the line anymore..."

 

Yeah and the other players didn't fit the blueprint weve set out. Fans have to understand the market is tricky especially at this time of year when snow can make things difficult. Mike knows that snow can effect travel costs and energy costs are on the rise so we'll asses that in the summer window now.

 

Yes and don't forget the leaves on the pitch and the wrong sort of rabbits getting sucked into the engines. or is that British Rail ?

 

We should be shovelling the snow onto the pitch for the weekend. Get it cancelled and have a winter break like Arsenal. Then when we do play them we will have more players back. Do I sound desperate?

 

We would only then sell the snow

 

thats the way, get it in on a free, then sell it to a top four club. nice one Kat.

 

Yes we could then use the money to invest in fresh water and develope it into snow that has a higher resale value.

 

Nah, almost no one objects to their being a power structure that grossly favours the rich at the expense of the poor - - they just want to change where they fit in that structure.

Or, failing that, nick a couple of flat screen tv's

 

This...how many 'salt of the earth' working-class-till-I-die would win the euro millions and would give it all to charity or invest in barely cost effective local businesses, most would hoy it in an offshore account and **** off somewhere warm!

 

What I'm getting at is an uprising is due! the poor in these areas will get worse and worse and eventually civil war is going to break out. I'm prepared for it but some arn't. It happened in the 80's not so long ago actually and within 10 years it's going to heppen again so build you walls well gentlemen.