Just jumped my Geordie neighbour!

Morning chaps got dragged from my sick bed to help our local skunk start his dead motor.
I pointed out that his car was just like NUFC!
In need of a lot of money spent on it and a complete overhaul.
When it still wouldn't start he took it very personal when I said it was the management system!
Ffs it was the engine management system I was talking about.
Very tetchy he is lately, I wonder why?
He ended up borrowing my motor after some instructions on setting it up in winter mode and driving in low gear in this weather.


Still not a 100% but I should be returning to the fold shortly.
Thought I had pneumonia at one point. Hahaha

 

Hope he does not bring your car back in a carrier bag lol

 

I wouldn't mind jumping my black-and-white neighbour actually but her husband might not be best pleased.


Have I picked this thread up wrongly here.

 

I'm afraid if I saw a Mag broke down in the snow he would be stopping there...I wouldn't waste any energy on the buggers..

 

I would explain to him how to purchase a shirt for his big bloated stomach and a wooly hat for his heed gasket.

 

Disappointed mate, thought you'd rattled your (female) neighbour, not lent him a car.

 

Ive just heard colo's wife has pissed off back to Argentina and left him with the kids

 

Rumours on twitter now his contract is to be mutually terminated tomorrow

 

Bit **** this like.
My Janie was a mag & the nicest lass you'd ever meet.