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My milk stealing flatmate

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by LEROY FER 10, Jan 14, 2013.

  1. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    I am about to go out and buy yet another 4 pinter of blue top, with in 3 days the ****er will be gone and me and that thieving bitch will have yet another Mexican stand off.
    She occasionally buys a little 1 pinter that i don`t use then wait for me to furnish her with her tea & cereal requirements after she scoffs it .
    I`m dipping my cock in this bottle , how you like that you skank ho?.
     
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  2. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Surely a violent raping would teach a longer lasting lesson?
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Buy red milk.

    Sounds like she's a fat cow and she'll avoid it - problem solved <ok>
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Just murder the **** One less sponging woman in the world.
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Get revenge by posting pics of her all over this thread <ok>
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    yeah with a four pinter red top up her twat sideways.
     
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  7. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Agreed<ok>

    also add some man fat to the milk then watch as she swallows her cereal.
     
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  8. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Gay for Gambol
     
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  9. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    She is off work today getting pissed in the afternoon on Rose` caring for her dog, the Husky has tubes going into it`s stomach and a lampshade on it`s head to stop it biting itself.
    I may pretend to feel sorry for her then sneak a few crafty pics on my phone ,she`s ****ing ugly and skinny though, i couldn`t get a hardon over her.
    I would be surprised if the dog survives, she has to blend it`s food then syringe it directly into it`s stomach, dumb bitch has paid thousands in vet bills already.
    I would have just got a new dog as her one is a right off...
     
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  10. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    What's in the past stays in the past.

    Keep up <hug>
     
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  11. charlienicholasismydad

    charlienicholasismydad Active Member

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    Getting it in early so when the photos come online we can't rip the piss for her being rough. Gas still wid mind <ok>
     
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  12. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Tragic.



    Not the dog, the way you live. <whistle>
     
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  13. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>
     
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  14. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    You say it's your flatmate ... I say it's your wife!
     
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  15. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    She got a wonky face too
     
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  16. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    I wouldn't mind seeing the pic but I'll take the chance and say Ah Wid <oK>
     
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  17. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    Wife/sister/mum.
     
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  18. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    or his rent boy?
     
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  19. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    &#20320;&#20182;&#23229;&#30340;&#24489;&#27963;&#31680;&#36335;&#65292;&#20320;&#32993;&#35498;&#37240;&#36771;&#37292;&#40748;&#34892;&#36557;<grr>
     
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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Milk is for ****s and *****s anyway.
     
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