Having just concluded klan rogueleaders two month tour of the lowlands, highlands and islands of bonnie scotchland I bring you an exclusive not yet revealed in the mainstream music press. Inspired by my magical journey through the heroin ravaged purple heather of my homeland I joined up with the famous traditional scottish country dance band The Kiddie Fiddlers to record a tribute album to dear Alba. Packed with traditional laments such as will ye still **** me in killiecrankie, dae ye ken the lassie wi the weel licht rim, marching south tae cockermouth and wha`s been roon ma jeannies back door, featuring the romantic ballads the bonnie rolling hills of my sister and hey mcleod get off of my ewe and showcasing the festival favourites twa dykes fir jumpin` and roguesters eightsome beel this album will be flying of the shelves from John O` Groats to Thurso - pre-ordering is a must to avoid disappointment, Slanj ya ****s
I never knew about... Orcadian (or Shetland) Strip the Willow Step 1. The man strokes his partner's moustache Step 2. The female lights a match off her stubbly forearms and burns her initials into Dougal's whauramucht (Orcadian word meaning the only bit of the male face not traditionally covered in mutton crumbs) etc.
