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SOT - Man Utd vs Liverpool Alternative Commentary

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Jan 13, 2013.

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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    80th minute: Having seen that tackle again, it looks even less like a red from every angle, bar one, which the ref presumably was looking at. It wasn't a two footed challenge, it was an awesome thumping challenge. Maybe the anger at the ref had an impact, maybe Kompany's Stevie Taylor-like antics have convinced the ref he's guilty. Rash tackles raining in now, and the crowd go up for everything. Arsenal fans couldn't be more animated if they appeared in a comic strip. Per Mertersaker would make a hilarious (oaf-like) bad guy side-kick, if they read this and think it's a good idea.
     
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    88th minute: Balotelli on... But poor fella, it appears an ostrich has defecated on his head. Hopefully he has a better time of it on the pitch.

    Thierry Henry (the second-coming) is denied a goal by Lescott's on the line block... Grrrr. No consideration for the neutral whatsoever. At least Balotelli's hair is amusing. Haha
     
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    92nd minute: Silva off, Kolarov on... 3 more minutes of added time to go.
     
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    95th minute: At least Wenger's cosy in that sleeping bag he's cut the bottom off.

    FULL-TIME The Citeh fans who could cough-up the dough to watch will go home happy. Most of them only live round the corner <laugh>
     
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    To be fair, I think most of the City fans are from Manchester.

    Nearly frightened to rep you now, and take your 1892 away from you.
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
    There would be consequences AB... NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES!
     
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    Better put a warning sign up telling people not to rep you.
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Or I could just keep posting unreppable/crap comments <laugh>

    <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Just to be sure!
     
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    Good one.
     
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    Thanks for the entertainment this afternoon :D

    You deserve a good repping <devil>
     
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    Do you want to transfer all your 'would be' rep to to me?
     
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    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    I'm confused. If punishment will be swift and sexy then surely I MUST rep you.
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    HAHAHA No. You're thinking Michu(or possibly a hot woman) sexy. I'm talking Justin Beiber sexy. :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    That's a mighty kind offer! I'll take you up on it...

    Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to WUM the Sunderland board <laugh>
     
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    Enjoy.
     
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