why I should be one of the hunky mavericks: I am a dynamic figure often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Albanian refugees, I write award winning operas, I tread water for 3 days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous god like trombone playing, I am an expert in stucco, a prized sperm donater, having fathered 800 children, and am an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single handedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello.....I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When Im bored I build large suspension bridges in my garden. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, I repair electrical appliances free of charge, I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst and a ruthless bookie. I dont perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. My flower arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I once read Paradise lost, Moby Dick and david Copperfield in one day, and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room in the evening. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week, in a chair. I invented the mobile phone , the internet and Pokemon during a 5 a side football game. While on holiday in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life, but I forgot to write it down. I have performed open heart surgery, and have played Hamlet. I breed giant clams, and was once Matador of the year in Spain, and have won gold at several cliff-diving competitions in Tonga. But I have not yet been to university. ***please note ***I have recently learned to cook 4 minute noodles in 2.
We are an ELITE Brotherhood Gandy, the first rule of Hunky Mavericks is there is no Hunky Mavericks.. The 2nd rule is not at all far from the first rule.. Gambol Hash ,Sam Axe ,Holt the Leeds board and myself.....
They get confused by the photos i used to post, many of the Norwich posters thought i was a witch for capturing moments in time on my camera
