Well well well

Touche...


But you've clearly never witnessed a girl on a diet before!

 

Careful mate I'm bad news around these parts I'd hate to get you in any damn trouble.

 

Sneaky get!

I would have assassinated some completely innocent bystander

 

wtf? my lass had anorexia and nealry dies actually so for me it was the other way around - FACT

 

What, she said "does my arse look skinny in this?"...?

 

Oh for gods sake man!!! I was mearky giving an example of how I would speak the truth.

I don't go out with woman with big arses anyway.

I deal only with pedigrees

 

Wouldn't surprise me if you went Speed-dating at Crufts to be honest...

Why the obsession with physical attributes anyway?

 

AS you stack them onto the shelf of your minimum wage job?

 

No I hate to say it mate but boy I've had some lookers! Physical is everything for me when it comes to the rules of female engagement, however personality, family and wealth are the next major factors in the line of code.

 

So what makes your ideal "purple" then?

 

I presume you are talking about purple players ( not green or in other word **** players ) In which case I'd go for Megan Fox as she would have a massive resale value.

 

Mmmmm... I meant in the partner/spousal/boyfriend/non-pimp mode...

Also, in this economy, a high mileage Megan Fox is going to be hard to get rid of!

 

I've been flaoting down a different river for a while now mate! if you could perhaps throw out a rope and explain what were actually debating , we can perhaps both get to walk about creek.

 

I am not negative nor a positive just a realist who just wants the club to be owned by people who care for the club And care about the fans.
Win lose or draw is the nature of the best and I can handle losing
But I can't handle the club leaving us like a car going down a big hill with no steering wheel or breaks

 

That's exactly the way to be and the fact is when I see a turd I say hey lads watch out for that turd!!! some fans choose to pretend the turds arn't even there and act surprised when someone stands in one. They even have the nerve to get angry at those that point out the turds and say they are negative I mean wtf???

 

Kind/brutal/whimsical/vacant/lucid/arid/numb/dementia?

Brunette/redhead/blonde/grey?

22/39/183 years old?

Victoria Pendleton/Mylene Class/Two fat ladies?

 

hhhhmmmm the aliens have done this to you I'm staying in this river now brother your'e on your own. I'll take care of your wife.

 

Mr G ST.

 

Single per chance?