Selena Gomez arrested and led away semi naked - NOT606 exclusive!!!

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/4734476/selena-gomez-gets-arrested-in-miami.html Scoop strikes again!!!

 

If i click on that link is it going to redirect me to a gif of two men having gay sex?

 

no

 

It's genuine

Selena Gomez = Ah wid

 

Oh

I won't bother then.

 

Jings

 

She is a wee babe, RUINED by Justin "cut for" Beiber's micro-penis.

#****ing2wizardsofwaverlyplace

 

The maw would get done anaw

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That's her mother!

Based on that I'm going to boldly say ah wid to the grandmother too

 

Not her real mother.

Her mother in the aforementioned tween sitcom.

It's not a good photo, actually - too airbrushed. She's got immense big latino T&A credentials.

 

It's a gauge of how old and pervy you've became when you're sitting watching the teen's TV eyeing up the wee birds on show's.

 

Never done that. And I thought I was quite pervy, too.

 

Frightening ain't it? Used to watch a toddlers show on C5 - Hi5 - with my niece and nephews just because there were some rather attractive Aussie presenters on it. The kids hated it but had to sit through 7 hours of video recordings.

 

Aye the chinky would get it on High 5

 

You're not a real man until you've ****ed to a kids show.

 

I'd forgotten about Hi-5 before Dan mentioned it.

All the birds that present Milkshake on C5 now would get pickled in boabyvinegar

 

Probably cos av nae kids I don't know these things. I feel like I've missed out now.

 

I agonised for hours over this one, but decided in the end ah wid.

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Cerri Burnell - queen of the stumpy ****s

She should really be on the Sgt Pepper's montage wallpaper.

I think she's had at least two "Wid ye" threads which marks her out as possibly the most popular woman in popular culture.

 

It's never too late to **** to Wizards of Waverley Place.

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