I have seen a ghost, they exist . When i was a kid about 11 years old i was walking down a long road near Snetterton Norfolk next to a woods with my mate and there were no houses around for about a mile, we saw in the distance an old woman in black standing next to the road like she was waiting for a bus. There are no bus routes on this road so it seemed odd that she was standing there, as we got closer we could see she was wearing old Victorian style clothes with her hair covered with A black scarf and a very white face . We got within about 200 metres of her and started to get a little ****ted up as the bitch had no face, we stood still and stared at her then the she ****ing vanished. True story..
You should have done this in the style of the late, great J Acworth. For example: "When i was a kid about 11 years old i was walking down a long road near Snetterton Norfolk next to a woods with my mate and there were no houses around for about a mile, we saw in the distance an old woman in black standing next to the road like she was waiting for a bus" would be "wen i wa sa k1d 11 was walki n dwon a road near Kensinton wher Piers moregan used to liv and JIm davidsdson too i think BLODDY SIRENS polic drivin past again dirvin me bloddy mad . . old lady wsa therre watin for a bus. HAve uou red my buk yet?"
?laguh> your funy jop i just spat fizz ylemoade all over th e screen thanks guys if only i could get my 90 yer old neibor too stop signing millwall songs at bloddy 3 in the morning things would be great
****ink hel my ones neighbour was off and i had a drink round they`re 3 cups o wite litening and i was on me arse cooderend evun get up... It was brilyerant
Yuo shoulkd try ace lager it s amazin g i;ve onlu had 2 cnas and im buoncing aroun th00 kitcchn. i HAtE alan parjew saw him once at picydily circ us he kickeda pigeo n,
jop s3N i think yuo guys are taken the fking we wee out of me but thanks gu@ys i havnet stooped laguhen all nite excep t when my pakistani neihborr went to the toilet in the landing outsde/ my door fking smell is like the smell off a ghost we cot on film down the twoer of london brige castle
WLH Is even considering removing your Hunky Maverick status Hash, you have disgraced the brotherhood ,Gambol and the Leeds crew are shocked.
