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Chelsea vs Swansea (Capital One Cup)

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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    64th minute: Ramires falls like Bambi's mum under a pretty soft push from Michu... Man-up for crying out loud... If Michu touched me like that I'd never wash my thigh again...

    Luiz et al getting more time on the ball... Are Swansea doing a Chelski here?
     
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    No chance in the Winter months mate, only come out at night during Spring and Summer! :wink:
     
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    Streaking?

    Is DT not going to join her?

    Is Debuchy's Tattooist a relation of DT or is it just a coincidence?
     
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    69th minute: Hee hee hee... Immature moment over... Mata swung in a free-kick delivery from the right handside which curled over everybody... Had to document this... MATA, the actual good player Chelsea possess, just did something rubbish...

    Moody Teenager Lampard coming on... Suppose he'll be even more moody if he saves their skin again...
     
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    pmsl this thread is funny as hell, thanks for making me laugh mate
     
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    Getting a bit stinky in here, Michu didn't actually touch your thigh did he?
     
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    DT is too busy at the moment to even acknowledge a game is on :emoticon-0106-cryin. I've told her such a sustained period like this isn't good for her physical well-being, but she won't bleeding listen. Still, if she had time to check the league table or watch us of late, she'd need a triple bypass.

    I don't suspect a relation of hers, but they seemingly care a lot more about football now i'm in(/enforced on) their lives. Seems a decent sort of poster :smile:
     
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    80th minute: stinky Torres is so crap he cannot grow to 18ft tall to reach Hazard's brilliant cross, what a tosser. Ba swiftly replaces him and seems to be talking to himself as he steps over the white line... Presume he's counting the money he gets for each step he takes now.
     
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    83rd minute: Laudrup you bastard!! Sexy Michu is replaced by barely arousing Danny Graham. Rapidly losing interest in the conclusion of this game now...
     
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    Standing behind you with a frying pan in her hand?
     
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    85th minute: Considering Tremmel is quite possibly the whitest person I've ever seen, I'm becoming more concerned by the second it took me so long to realise Vorm wasn't in goal...

    Anyway, Floated cross in, Ba jumps to meet it but can only find Vorm, I mean Tremmel's grateful mitts.

    Seconds later he gets another headed chance, but nods it wide. Difficult chance. Stinky Torres would have scored no doubt, eh Lawro?
     
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    The Swansea supporters sound more like a male voice choir than your usual football chanters, <laugh>

    I do hope Swansea can hang on, shouldn't be too much extra time. <ok>
     
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    I find that happens a lot, which is weird because she doesn't cook... still nothing like turning around to the little burning face of love :emoticon-0115-inlov
     
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    90th minute: GOAL GRAHAM BARELY AROUSING GRAHAM I TELL YOU!!! LAUDRUP YOU GENIUS I ALWAYS SAID IT
     
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    Ivanovich on the transfer list methinks!
     
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    90th Minute: Crazy couple of minutes... First Ba nicks the ball away from Tremmel, then falls over (not surprising if that fat wallet is located in his top pocket), he is booked and no penalty is given. Then Ivanovic gifts Swansea a goal in almost identical circumstances to their first. Passes back blind, Swansea take advantage, Graham rounds the keeper and beats the two chaps on the line.

    92nd minute: Ba scores!!! But it's offside...

    Swansea win 2-0, away.... Let's see what cliches rosy-cheeked Rafa can come up with...
     
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    Good time to put the game to bed in the 90th minute. Swansea are really doing well this season.
     
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    He might be part of an exchange deal, with Pards going the other way.
     
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    Thanks for the entertainment , I will pass on your disgust that the bastard, I mean laudrup took sexy off, I mean Michu <laugh>
     
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    Would you swap Pardew for Laudrup?
     
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