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Chelsea vs Swansea (Capital One Cup)

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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Forum seems in a bit of a lull today, so I shall run a BBC-like commentary of the game...

    Only with less references to Sweden and flipping Twitter #obsessedmuch
     
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    37th Minute: #It'sChicoFlorestime... Maybe I think he's better than he is because he has a ponytail? Likes a bit of surge over 1 yard. One to watch if I don't lose interest in this almost immediately... elsewhere, Cahill runs like a chicken...
     
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    38th Minute goal MICHU!!!!!!
     
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    Sounds like a good game so far.
     
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    38th minute: Swansea 1-0. Ivanovic fails to control a pass from the keeper, lets it slip under his foot, De Guzmen races onto it before unleashing what has to be the sexiest Spaniard of all time. Thank you Swansea for bringing this man into our lives!!! Anyway, homo-erotic sentiment aside, Michu finishes easily past the keeper to send the Welsh team a goal up. And the shirt's coming off! Not Michu's, mine #ohyeahhhhh
     
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    Jabbaar Khan on Twitter: "Chelsea need to get Gandalf on the pitch to show them how it's done."
     
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    It's been bitty for most of the half, from my lazy viewing perspective... But in the last few minutes it's livened up.
     
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    42nd Minute: Ivanovic almost goes from zero (and utter, utter penis) to hero... But penis he remains, as his swivel and shot from the edge of the area is saved wonderfully by the stretching keeper!
     
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    Is Vorm injured or being rested?
     
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    45th Minute: He's more virulent than chlamydia at the moment... Ivanovic wins a free-kick twenty-five yards out... Nothing comes of it though as Swansea deal with it.

    Sky showing us a replay of Michu's celebration. As sexy as he is, that's a terrible celebration... He looks like he's pouring vodka in his ears #toomanysessionswithTash #Tashgasmic
     
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    Half time cold shower for you my lad! :bandit:
     
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    No idea... I'm going to be honest. Until you commented, I thought he was playing <laugh> I'm great at this.
     
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    So the players are ready for kick off after Half-time, which it was a few minutes ago, as I failed to mention due to being distracted with being generally amazing :emoticon-0111-blush, Swansea lead... Laudrup... Danish of course. Fine race of people you know. Scandinavian. Wonderful people. And bacon, of course.
     
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    47th minute: #It'sChicoFloresYellowCardTime All over the back of stinky Torres... Luiz steps up... Silly haircut... Silly effort... #****Coloccini
     
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    52nd minute: Unlike BBC, who have their presenters sitting watching Sky coverage with the monitors facing away from the screen so we can just see Garth's ugly mug and not the footy <doh>, I fully admit I'm getting all my stats and info from them... They say Ba might have to be their saviour... Do they mean tonight or in general? Torres is stinky
     
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    Just heard the price of bacon will be going up because of flying pigs.
     

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    53rd minute: Chelsea upping their Tempo, but Swansea put in a decent cross and it's that man Michu with a ridiculous overhead kick... Unless he was aiming for the gentleman in row TT seat 3460, in which case I humbly apologise, sterling effort...

    Swansea defending well now
     
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    If air travel costs go down, I think it's worth it!

    Luiz hits another free-kick narrowly wide from about 30 yards... Wide left, the guy who isn't Vorm watches it all the way...
     
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    58th minute: I don't think it's my imagination for once, Luiz genuinely moves like a animated lego clip... But he's hit a shot from the edge of the area with furious pace along the floor and veering towards the bottom left-hand corner of the net... Tremmel (thank you sky man!) is well positioned to just fall in it though.
     
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    61st minute: If it wasn't for me calling him stinky, I don't think anybody would have mentioned Torres tonight...

    Anyway, Tremmel came and almost made a nonsensical error from a set-piece, but Swansea clear. Routledge off! I love you Routledge! Teaandbiscuits is on.

    LTF is on the pitch!!! <laugh>
     
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