My Name Is Wise James, I Finger Dogs Bums.

I think that's a picture of your older, not quite as ugly brother on your profile as your clearly 7 aren't you?

 

not so wise james was reading his mums "to do " list. and was left wondering why it's just a list of mens names...

 

yes im 7 that picture is off my brother, because thats what people do on forums, use family members as a picture instead of them

I enjoy being childish to mackems, its not like we can be grown up about newcastle always being the best team in the north east. otherwise you lot just tell lies

 

yes and wait until he finds out James has been on his stolen PC.

 

that is funny cheers, never head it, going to use it,

best thing to come out a mackem since this morning toilet trips

 

James would be my brother if that was the case

I am James
and i built this pc

 

little james once had a pack off ***s...

but they raised him as one of their own

 

only southerners use ***s in refrence to ciggies, you ponse

tab or snout is all

 

Ha ha, the fake dyslexias back.

You're a hoot mate, keep them coming.

Being tall and handsome Geordie birth right?

QUALITY.

 

what has a priest and little james got in common? they both say "aahhhh men"

 

I must confess that I'm crossed between cringing and feeling sorry for this Wise James character. Please give it up son: you are just not equipped to engage in a battle of wits!

 

He can fake dyslexia, but he can't fake being a thick ****.

 

Surely, the worst wum attempt ever on our board lads?

 

RECOGNITION OMG YOUR AWESOME. nah just joking your funny tho

a sunderland fan walks into a bar, just joking a sunderland fan goes to buy a bottle of frostie jacks, still to posh okay try again

a mackem women walks into the doctors, she said doctor doctor i have a seriously problem can you help me out
doctor sais yes certainly its the way you came in
doctors laughs and chuckles and the overweight clearly imbred mackem women and asks what the problem is
the women states that in her pussy she seems to have a built up of women cheese and there is alot of blood
the doctor replies with, thats what happens when you have cheesy chips

 

This was not a wum. i just need to list both our honours list together for the best wum

all i asked was how your all feeling and this is the thanks i get?

 

What a strange thread.

 

Your are completly correct

in the north kids are brought up with witts and quick comeback

in the south kids re brought up on meth and mam jokes

 

when james grows up he wants a ford ka...

because being homosexual, just isn't gay enough..

 

This is your best option Dopey.

 

can you take him back now please Chappaz