the unanswerable questions of childhood

I know I`ll probably get slaughtered by the more cynical - or barren - among you ; but I never cease to be amazed at the "unanswerable" questions children ask ; Ive got two quite young `uns and so far today Ive had ( that I can remember )

is a bike a toy ?
what is a tramp?
why does the cereal have to go in before the milk ?
where is the city of atlantis ?
where does the easter bunny sleep ?

I`m sure there must have been more but I`ve blanked them from my memory ;

anyway , ****ing heartwarming isnt it you ****s ?

 

Kids, they say the funniest things.

Why just yesterday my 13 year old boy said that I was a cock sucking muthafucka.

You've gotta larrff.

 

is a bike a toy ? No, it's a mode of transport.
what is a tramp? Take him to Glasgow and show him.
why does the cereal have to go in before the milk ? It doesn't. What the **** are you teaching them?
where is the city of atlantis ? It never existed.
where does the easter bunny sleep ? There's no such thing.

****'s sake

 

kids eh

 

It WASN'T YOUR FAULT

 

aye it wiz. He was asking for it.

 

What a beast!

 

Each to their own I suppose.

 

What's your damage fannyman?

 

FFS, this sex ban must be hitting you hard mate

 

Right that's enough EDGE ya ****. You need to sort yourself out mate

 

http://www.lemonparty.org/

 

Cool bro

 

You win

 

Dearie me

It's just as well I have an open and liberal outlook on life.

 

Ooooft!