What would be your death row meal?

large doner meat and chips and a triple whopper meal from burger king

 

For mash get Smash......................

Best adverts ever.

Long time since I had Smask but I always found it difficult getting the right consistency. Always came out too runny

 

At least you can fill yer boots with white dribbly stuff running down your leg.

 

I dread to ask but what the hell is smask?

 

FFS ya jumped up jakie ponce replace the "k" with an "h" and voila.

Don't they teach things in the Borstals in Edinbuggerer

 

Talking of American ****s, the other day I witnessed an English customer in a cafe saying "Can I get a latte".
What the **** is happening to this country?

 

As it involved you I assumed that smask was some sort of dish involving smash and heroin.

 

Not me, like Grange Hill my advice is "Just Say No".

Leave that to the smackheads in Edinburgh.

 

ronnie lee gardner requested - Lobster tail, steak, apple pie, vanilla ice cream, 7-Up, and watching The Lord of the Rings film trilogy

 

chewing gum.

 

A Greek Meze for me washed down with a couple of bottles of red.

 

Kobi Beef Fillet - rare
Baked Tattie - garlic butter and cheese
Fried Onions

Pudding: Jam Rolly Poly n Custard

Drink:
A bottle of chateauneuf du pape with main
Glass bottle of Irn Bru with pudding

 

There's no doubting you live in Glasgow ya ****in' tink

 

Clever!

 

Oh, and a cheese board for dessert.

 

season instead of series

 

op's enema meal shame

 

Yeah, I hate it when they replace good old English words with English words.

Bastards!

 

Tough ask!

I'm split between a Lamb Biryani or Sausage and Mash! ... why must I choose!!! ...