I Do Do Woking Away!!

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Meanwhile in Scotland:

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While in England:

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that scotland pic looks photoshopped... for a start theres blackies in it , second all their teeth are straight and finally none of them have syringes sticking out their groin

 

Yes I noticed that too.

Also no sign of kilts, haggi, shortbread, tartan rugs and all manner of tweeness Scotchiness.

 

Aye go on , **** off oot o Aiberdeen ye English bas tard.

 

Fixed.

Don't go to Woking, you'd be 20 miles from me instead of 500 miles, I prefer you to be a long way away.

 

Why? Were are you fanny fart?

 

Don't tell him Grove

In fact, on second thoughts, tell him. It will be funny and not a little frightening to see what happens.

 

I'm going to arrange a whip round to raise cash to match the salary to keep you in Aberdeen ya ***** ****. We don't need your type in down here.

 

I'm up for that, I'll chip in as much as you want

 

Ok then.

 

Sarf London geeze.

Some nice curry houses in Woking though so at least you can get a decent ruby before you are deported back to Scottishland.

 

Plenty of great curry houses in Aberdeen.

Where in Sarff Landan?

 

I didn't come down in the last shower fart knocker. I tell you where I live and next thing I know there will be some auld tramp outside my house asking if I've got the price of a cup of tea. Not falling for that one. Again.

 

As I suspected, all talk and no action.

****.

 

I'm actually looking forward to him coming to England - we need some culture down here