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Eau dear, Djibril Cisse

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Busy Being Headhunted, Jan 8, 2013.

  1. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    His QPR team may be fighting to avoid relegation from the Premier League, but striker Djibril Cisse has still found time to launch his new fragrance.

    In a move that could get up manager Harry Redknapp's nose, Cisse's scent is described as 'woody, spicy and amber, from a blend of notes of bergamot, lavender, black pepper, cashmere wood, cardamom, labdanum, patchoili, vanilla and musk.'

    Cisse appears as part of a campaign launching 'Mr Lenoir Djibril Cisse' and interested parties will need to part with £58 on pre-order from the player's official website.

    http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/eau-dear-djibril-cisse-8442217.html
     
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  2. NORTHOLT

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    Hope he goes as well Andy, what about you ?
     
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  3. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    yeah, he stinks
     
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  4. QPR Oslo

    QPR Oslo Well-Known Member

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    No problem - if we are lucky it'll get up the oppositions nose
     
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  5. NORTHOLT

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    His attitude does.
     
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  6. Queenslander!!

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    biggest goal threat we have..isnt he? or prove me wrong!

    be intresting to take a poll on this as most on here dont like him BUT would hate to play against him....
     
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  7. GroveRanger

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    Certainly won't smell of sweat and hard work!!
     
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  8. NORTHOLT

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    Yes his finishing is absolutely world class, but his lack of work rate/Offsides up front is a luxury we can't afford IMO
     
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  9. seahoop

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    Perfume...Ponce...
     
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  10. danishqp

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    Cisse has done with us what he has done at virtually every other club, have a dynamite start and then tail off like a lead balloon. The guy is a first class count in absolutely every sense of the word.

    Ship him off with Bosingwa.
     
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  11. Loveitupthebush

    Loveitupthebush Well-Known Member

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    This is why I questioned this stupid ****ing banner we have Cisse and ****ing aeroplanes
     
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  12. Bush Rhino

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    Apparently it fades very quickly. <cool>
     
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  13. Swords Hoopster.

    Swords Hoopster. Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>.
     
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  14. QPR-Franckster

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    Cisse is a class player....he's just in the wrong team. He's not a lone forward and if given the right ball will score every time. Unfortunately with us he is lumped up on his own with a midfield that can barely pass to each other, let alone feed balls into him to run onto. Yes he is slightly lazy, but a lot of finishers are (berbatov, Ibrahimovic) but he doesn't get the service or anyone to play off.
     
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  15. Swords Hoopster.

    Swords Hoopster. Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>.
     
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  16. Grifter

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    Cisse is a right muppet. We'll lose a game, then he'll immediately happily take to twitter to promote a new clothing range or something. He's detatched from reality...
    As a player he doesn't suit QPR and doesn't suit a side battling against relegation.
     
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  17. QPR-Franckster

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    Editing my quote...well done sir.
     
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  18. Silent Bob

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    We're a boutique club dontcha know, so he fits in perfectly.
     
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  19. Swords Hoopster.

    Swords Hoopster. Well-Known Member

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    In what way did I edit it? You do realise that when someone quotes you, they don't have to quote your entire article?
     
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  20. QPR-Franckster

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    Out of interest why do people believe that players aren't allowed to do anything when not playing football? Cisse's clearly has a hobby for Fashion....even if it is horrendous!

    I'm sure if everyone here has a bad week at work, they punish themselves by locking themselves away and never engaging in anything else that isn't job related.
     
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