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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by EDGE, May 11, 2011.

  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Glasgow would be higher up the list but no one can understand a word the ****s say.
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    edinculter=full of ****s,er adopts gay babies,

    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I like Liverpool, I go there every year to visit my alloy wheels.
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Aye. Why??
     
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  5. BolloBollo

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    BOOM BOOM <laugh>
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'm here all week.

    What do you call a Scouser in a suit?

    The accused.
     
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  7. BolloBollo

    BolloBollo Active Member

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    Sorry?
     
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  8. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    impressive city motto <laugh>
     
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  9. BolloBollo

    BolloBollo Active Member

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    That's an old yin Dev <laugh>


    I love the song Man U fans to Park.

    Park Park wherever you may be,
    you eat dogs in your own country,
    it could be worse, you could be Scouse,
    eating dead rats in your council house <laugh>
     
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  10. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. Zinc Alloy

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    Only been to Liverpool once, a couple of years ago on a stag weekend. I was a bit apprehensive at the thought of a bunch of Londoners, including a couple of brothers, going there but it was great.
    We had a great time and the Scousers were great. No bother at all.
    And I'll say this, their women make a hell of a lot more effort when they go out. Unlike most London women who don't seem to care how they look, you was hard pressed to find an unattractive Scouse girl.
    I've been to worse places, including Glasgow when I was a kid. Although to be fair I hear it has been done up a bit lately.
     
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  12. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    this version is better

    kuyt kuyt wherever you may be
    you smoke weed in your home country
    it could be worse you could be a manc
    calling to your sisters for a ****

    <ok>
     
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  13. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    First point...

    Liverpool is a ****ehouse!

    Edinburgh - full of posh rugby playing twats and Aussies. Surronded by junkie filled hovels!

    Dundee - a junkie filled hovel!

    Aberdeen - cold, damp and grey! Full of unintelligible ****s! And whores!

    Glasgow - full of junkie scum, wideos, jackies and the Junkie hovels are closer by!!
     
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  14. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    ...
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Culter is a picture in summertime though.

    Compact and bijou <ok>

    I liked U2's homage to Glasgow "Where the streets gush with pish"
     
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  16. RAVENBLACK

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    -Scousers are a bunch of f*ck*ng sad drama queens.It's like the whole cess-pit of a city is auditioning for Brookside. Cannae be denied.

    -All I was saying is that when something bad happens in Liverpool, Youse c*nts go f*ck*ng do-lally. You take it as an excuse to parade banners at the football.....illsburgh.....i-sell.....I put on an imitation scouse nasal bleat. -Why can't you just sit in the f*ck*ng house and mourn quietly, Why do you always have to turn everything into a tasteless audition for Brookside,to show who can be the most f*ck*d up by tragedy?

    - Because we care, that's why. Because we stick together! The T-shirt spits out.

    Stick together! Ha! Youse c*nts are in and out of each others' hooses with each others' property all day long. Show the f*cking professional ghouls in that city something to mourn and they'll be out in force. That the boys from the black stuff ****e...you b*st*rds are glad that there's nae jobs, n that, cause it gives you something to act so f*ck*n tragic and hard-done-by!
    The biggest tragedy though for you c*nts was that Lockerbie disaster happened somewhere else. Imaginethe fun youse c*nts would have had if that plane came down on some ****ey Liverpool slum estate! It would have kept youse greeting and snarling in front of the cameras for years!
    ...

    Don't sit on the fence now <ok>
     
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  17. Zinc Alloy

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  18. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

    I'd forgotten that one. No wonder there is an empathy between Liverpool and Celtic fans.
     
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  19. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Filth? Good book <ok>
     
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  20. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    I imagine Aberdeen to be one of the most depressing places in the world.
     
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