Bloody hell mate, you deserve a hammering for that gag, should be shot, put out to pasture, you're for the high jump
Don't worry, mate, I jumped hurdles to decide if I should use that gag, but, if you give me 100 metres start, I reckon I could make this a marathon. If you want to join in with more gags we could do it in relay?
well we could have a box where we discus or a fence to separate us alll... yep aren't we clever with all these references.... excuse me i must go for a 100m dash now
Do you think if it took me 3 days to lay some decking it would be classed as a ..................(wait for it, wait for it!!!)..................Deck-athlon???????