Did you know...

that giraffes are the only mammals to be born with horns and have the longest tails of all land animals?

 

I knew about the horns, but didn't realise about the tails, in fact I don't believe you.

 

Its true dat Gerry, they can grow up to 8 feet long!

 

That you sleepy?

 

this is bulshit

 

Where the **** is SSK anyway, he was on about a month ago, then disappeared again, was he the one that was suicidal? It isn't bullshit Pud, its true.

 

Anybody see "Africa" the David Attenborough thing?

 

That's interesting but do you know what religion the majority of giraffes are? That's more important i think.

 

Well, I know snakes etc are catholic, with their forked tongues and scaley skin, so I would say giraffes are prods?

 

My eldest brother is a giraffe.

 

Elephants and horses are catholics as well - they have massive penises.

 

Are you sure you aren't getting mixed up there, the saying is catholics are massive penises and the like massive penises even more.

 

He doesn't believe in God, but don't tell anyone

 

You did, clearly.

I've recorded it and am going to watch it later...

 

The actual saying is catholics have massive penises and use them to **** everybody else over for their own simple amusement. I didn't expect a parish presit to say that at the children's sunday mass though.....

 

Actaully, those 2 gems of facts aren't on the programme, but there are 2 giraffes fighting on it, which is pretty good, but Sir David did tell me that giraffes have a half metre tongue, I was trying to keep it quiet because I knew Tina was about.

 

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I ****ing knew I should have kept it quiet! I am just wondering when the giraffes from Edinburgh zoo will mysteriously go missing now.

 

Im pretty sure orangutans are of the protestant persuasion