but in reality as soon as you had a big steaming turd resting between your nipples you might find the sexyness goes out of it
i mean, where do you go from there? "aw baby, you're so huge, and reeking" do you use a bag like with a dog? do you just crack on and get it everywhere? the sheets'll be a mess and you'd better not get it on the carpet, **** scrubbing that out, put it in bin till its all over? you'll be smelling it all the way through. i reckon making you're way to the bog balancing it on your chest like some sort of weird feces limbo dancer before trying to chest it down into the pan (what if you miss?) might kill the moment. all in all i'd probably just go for piss fetish stuff instead, get fully hydrated and it'll barely even smell
what an image. a naked man with a rager doin the limbo with a ****e on his chest running to the toilet.
you'd have to run cos it would be starting to roll off and you would need to keep the momentum up to keep it on ur chest. what have we become?
not if i kept the chest wig, i'd just nestle there i never. ever. want to do this. 5 posts ago it didnt seem all that bad. actually, lets recap. what if lilly allen wanted to do it?
am still well up for it. once she'd done it we cud grab the ****e with a bag, flush it, then both go for a shower and have steamy shower channel 5 porn sex
she'd be so heavily pregnant that she'd have very little control over any of that she'd tick plenty of boxes. celebrity watersports **** preggers *****philia
nah a dont want no pregant burd ****tin on me, a thot we meant non-preggers. a dont to be mis-carried upon
i would well do it, i would film it then sell the tapes then retire a rich man eternally famous as tha guy lilly allen shat on. bet Tina would let her do it as well
