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The January Transfer Window

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Roo, Nov 21, 2012.

  1. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    <laugh> You're spot on though.

    I really wouldn't be surprised if journo's scour our forums looking for scraps, if they read for instance this thread and see that most of us want either Moutinho or Eriksen, by filling a column in their paper with a "Eriksen bid lodged" style article gets our tongues wagging and makes us believe our own wishes... It's a vicious world!

    Is it stuck in the post box then?
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I'm gonna start a Messi to Dartford rumour <whistle>
     
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  3. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Funny you should say that, I heard his agent was in the area... :p
     
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  4. notsosmartspur

    notsosmartspur Well-Known Member

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    Dartford?...why Dartford?, bit random unless you're a local?...do actually live near Arsenals ancestral home Piskie? :)
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I grew up a short bus ride from Woolwich <ok>
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I understand that Sky Sports are about to release some breaking news, that Dartford are in for Messi <ok>
     
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  7. notsosmartspur

    notsosmartspur Well-Known Member

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    How you must wish they'd got a 'return'! :)
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Messi will return to his spiritual home of Dartford FC one day. He has Kentish DNA :tongue:
     
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  9. PleaseNotPoll

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    I've always suspected that you ride the short bus, Piskie... <whistle>
     
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  10. SpursDisciple

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    No chance of Ebbsfleet? Bit nearer for me.
     
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  11. PINKIE

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  12. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Sources claim that Messi's grandfather is English-born and is a lifelong fan of Dartford FC having grown up not far from the area before moving to Argentina. Due to Messi's current wealth, the need for money isn't high on his wishlist and is granting his Grandfather the ultimate wish of potentially turning out for the minnows of the Conference National League. The deal, would see Messi move to Dartford on an initial 6 month deal with an option of a further 12 months should Dartford and Barcelona come to an agreement. More surprisingly of all is Barcelona's willingness to allow Messi - a three time world player of the year - leave for no actual fee, a Barcelona spokesman has recently confirmed "FC Barcelona realises Messi's desire to fullfil his Granfather's wish and due to the service Lionel has given the club, it feels obliged and happy to allow him such a move providing Dartford FC allow the Barcelona C squad to use thier facilities as part of their training for the summer". A deal is expected to be announced within the next 24 hours.
     
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  13. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    That's some ITK knowledge right there <ok>
     
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  14. notsosmartspur

    notsosmartspur Well-Known Member

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    Its a misprint, Dartford are in for Bessie, they need a new tea lady. :emoticon-0162-coffe
     
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  15. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>

    My sources are telling me that Bessie's personal terms are still to be agreed. Apparently her agent is trying to negotiate one of those fancy kettles where the light comes on and you can see the water inside, otherwise the deal is off.
     
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  16. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    You should post that on Twatter! Some horse's arse will probably be dumb enough to believe it
     
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  17. seanDCFC

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    Lewis holtby will sign for your lot at the end of the season
     
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  18. Rebelspur

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    Sky reporting Holtby to sign in July !
     
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  19. Roo

    Roo Well-Known Member

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    right, we might have all ripped the piss out of twitter, but in defence of that guy I mentioned, (who I believe piskie requoted earlier), he was right!

    he confirmed it yesterday, if not the day before!!

    Edit: it was SD who requoted it.
     
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  20. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, Goal.com are carrying the Holtby story, too. Also, claiming that AVB is still is after Moutinho too.
     
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