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Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by Captain Jack Sparrow, Jan 1, 2013.

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  1. tiger-emyrs-wolf

    tiger-emyrs-wolf Well-Known Member

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  2. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker Staff Member

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  3. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Ill have 3 then
     
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  4. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    do shagging & lucky ladies go together
     
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  5. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    End Of Story, sheepy.
     
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  6. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

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    Massive by name!

    well it was a close thing, but when I caught the ferry at St Malo it was 8 but when I arrived in PortsMOUTH it was 10!
     
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  7. DannyBangsAlot

    DannyBangsAlot New Member

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    Stop trying to brag you lucky bastard.

    Ill go with 2

    don't they say what ever a man says the number of girls he's had you divide it by 3 <laugh>
     
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  8. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

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    In Amsterdam you can have 3 at a time!
     
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  9. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    You have to times it by herpes though
     
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  10. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

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    I know, they weren't too happy when I passed that on!
     
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  11. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Better passing rate than Kilkenny
     
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  12. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    You're go wiz <ok>
     
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  13. RedorDead

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    1 - is Wiz asleep
    2 - is Wiz telling some story about the war
    3 - is Wiz at the shops stocking up on Wuther's Original
     
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  14. DannyBangsAlot

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    4. Touching kids and reading jimmys autobiography.
     
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  15. MassiveAttack

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    5. Popped down Ileane's and licking her fishy batter off his fingers
     
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  16. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    6. reading all this and re-writing his kill list
     
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    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

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    7. Waiting for his home help to arrive to give him a wipe over with a smelly old dish cloth.
     
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  18. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker Staff Member

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    Sorry lads been earning some kudos and a few £££'s......

    I used to have a dog...was it a .....

    1) Yorki..
    2) German Shepherd..
    3) Jack Russel..
     
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  19. MassiveAttack

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    no.2 horrible police dog
     
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  20. tiger-emyrs-wolf

    tiger-emyrs-wolf Well-Known Member

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