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Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by Shinycitylad7, Apr 11, 2012.

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  1. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Hello, is this the Police?"
    "Yes. What do you want?"
    "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
    "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
    The next day, the Police descend on Billy’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy and left.
    The phone rings at Billy's house: "Hey, Billy it's Bob! Did the Police come?"
    "Yeah!"
    "Did they chop your firewood?"
    "Yep."
    "Merry Christmas, Buddy"
     
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  2. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    <laugh> oh dear
     
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  3. Tom_BCFC

    Tom_BCFC Billy Bibbit Forum Moderator

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    Ah, I laughed too <laugh>

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  4. RedorDead

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    Morning ****ers
     
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  5. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    good moro
     
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  6. gas

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    Hello ****heads <ok>
     
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  7. RedorDead

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    Morning Chris's Gimp <ok>
     
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  8. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Morning Gobshite
     
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  9. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    I see Rods started his new years diet and exercise programme <ok>

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  10. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    and Shiny nearly hits Wiz in his latest car crash incident.

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    gas, Jan 4, 2013
  11. RedorDead

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    Cheeky ****, I don't wear glasses <whistle>
     
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  12. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    That made me laugh so much, a little bit of wee escaped my body <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  13. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Not that ****ing bad. Plus none of the crashes are my fault
     
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  14. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Like the time you popped down the shop for a pint of milk ;)

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  16. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Why am I getting all these car digs, Its not on :(
     
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  17. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Did you notice the one with the Jeep crash the body fly out the window and then the Jeep lands on top?
     
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  18. gas

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    Shiny goes to fill up with petrol :)

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  19. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Holy ****. That guy in the hat must be dead?
     
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  20. RedorDead

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    Whys the bloke in the back ground just walking by like nothing has happened. Is that Dannybangsalot thinking " oh ****ing he'll Shiny does it again"
     
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