Not sure on the rest but surely Poolie and Monsmush should be scouts, they know their players. Probs Cest for manager as if he can't fire up the lads then no-one can.
Ha! Ha! I'd be only too happy to accept such a prestigeous role but some of you would be COB's as soon as we hit a bad run. Lol Sid or Flanders for Chairman as it requires a stately persona and how about Billy for press and PR officer.
No coz amsterdamrodger should have that job! He can spot a pissed up annoyed mackem from a whisker away and get them to start a fight with the mags :-/