Soppy bollocks week eight nominations

What gaff Minxy?

 

Not ****ing much bretta

 

Jesus that's the last thing we want so I might have to have a word with the geezer who runs this thread to see if I can get his name taken off the nominations list

Imagine you'd be a right jealous cow if he wins it before you Minxy

**** living with you for the week after as you'll be like a bird on heat & speed!

 

Minxy you're a hard woman - that was deliberate - surely you don't want me to win it before you do .... you wouldn't like touching it after I've finished with it.... besides you've your victory speeck written out for the past 5 weeks

 

It's ok Grumps

I've bought my own one now .... has batteries & everything

 

You should be careful with that Minxy .... you dont want to get it wet ... just in case you get a shock

 

Bet it hasn't got a ribbon though

 

Well it would be something to get her teeth into

 

Do you have any suggestions Grumps because for the life of me I can't think of anything

 

I do believe you two maybe taking the piss

.... I need a knight in shining armour

 

Steve for once I'm devoid of ideas..... but I'm sure Minxy can think of something interesting

 

What like Mick

 

**** knows mate, no but hang on a second I think I've got just the thing

Will this do?

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What was that Minxy, I couldn't hear you as you must have been talking with your mouth full

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where has that bugger gone???

 

**** knows darling

 

Probably got pissed on Chianti New Years and still trying to find his way home......... either that or some big Italian made him an offer he couldn't refuse

 

Or Daf made him an offer he couldn't refuse

They work late on Thursday's so he's probably busy with that

 

Probably got pissed on Chianti New Years and still trying to find his way home......... either that or some big Italian made him an offer he couldn't refuse

 

You can say that again Grumps