The not606 F1 World Championship - Round 5

Congrats to Nazara on his and RBR's first podium of the year as well

 

Only if you accept being my No.2

 

Is it too late for a man to join ?

 

Seeing as MaxWhiplash and genji haven't done any races this season it should be fine if you want to replace one of them

 

I spoke to my mate at the FIA... I mean the FIA, and they said I did nothing wrong < whistle >

 

The FIA has met and discussed the issue at length and has decided to issue a slap on the wrist

 

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Race Report

A vital Grand Prix for those beginning to drift off the back, Julius Caesar grabbed the chance with a fine second, while DHCanary may be consigned to a more team player role, as he is now 26 points off di Fredsta!

The Grand Prix started as expected, genji wiping out Max before he had time to retire due to his faulty Mercedes, both drivers weren't warmly welcomed by their teams, as with rumours abound of a potential mid-season switch for EMSC, and the arrival of SportyDan, their days may be numbered.

The mayhem that followed the start allowed a man who recently admitted to not living up to the number on his car, Nazara, to sneak onto the podium, driving brilliantly to keep behind BLS in the faster McLaren. The result throws Red Bull into the battle for 5th, currently 2 points separating Ferrari Mercedes and Red Bull.

The Lotus' seemed to struggle, RoadRunner once again getting the better of his teammate, and they are now very close in the championship, could we potentially see fireworks in the near future.

EMSC and tomtom94 continue to score their teams only points, the Ferrari getting the better finish this time around, EMSCs teammate, was quoted to say "I was so pissed from the night before I decided to park it early". No wonder EMSC wants out.

But in the end, all credit must go to di Fredsta!, the first repeat winner, and what a place to do it! The result means that only 6 points cover the top 4. I'll see you next time!

 

Illegal traction control and strong DRS don't go particularly well around Monaco; We'll be back next race.

 

I will.
We can do well as a unit.
Paco can you sort that? Thanks.

 

I can, but the points you scored for Ferrari will stay as points for Ferrari, any new points you score will go to Williams

Also, Dan you can be in Ferrari or Mercedes

 

The Lotus garage is fully stocked with ice cream now so I should be back on top form

 

Yeah that is fine, Ferrari has it's garage closed now. I am off to Williams!!! Let's see if we can catch Sauber.

 

I think you forget the important role of Dr Bunson Honeydew in that team

 

I think he is currently too busy running a charity Muppet kart race to notice.

 

Sub me in wherever Paco , cheers

 

Going to put you in the Mercedes, your team mate is tomtom94 (I beat Vettel in F3) and you are last in the constructors championship, but level with Ferrari and only 3 behind Red Bull

 

Mid Season Announcements

EternalMSC has become disenchanted with life at Maranello, and has moved to Williams replacing the sacked genji.
Mercedes have moved quickly to replace MaxWhiplash, who has quit the sport. They have signed Sportydan as a replacement.
Ferrari are unlikely to be involved in any more races, due to having one driver who has scored only one point.

 

Bad news but in a good way

I like how having me as a team-mate is considered of equal demerit to being last in the constructors'

 

Paco, can you swap my Honeydew name with this name please? I promise i'll make an effort to try and finish some races

 

Yeah that's cool, you don't have a teammate anymore though

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